Semi-mythical bird often found in the far north of Alaska and Canada. It is often found when temperatures dip below -20 degrees below 0, and while it is never seen it is easily recognized by its call:
"Kee-Keee-Keee-RIST ITS COLD OUT HERE!"
It can sometimes be found much further south than its normal range, migrating the during winter months.
Overheard in Alaska:
"Hey, PVT. Jones, we need a new box of grid squares; go see the supply SGT."
"You got it, Sarge." Opens Door. "KEEE-KEEE-KEEE-RIST ITS COLD OUT HERE!"
Sarge: "Looks like you just found the KeeKee Bird!"
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