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keedon
One who is obsessed with the game of baseball, baseball cards, baseball players, and anything remotely related to baseball is called a keedon (See baseball).
A keedon is one who pays exhorbitant amounts of money for boxed sets of baseball cards just to get a good autographed baseball card, which could have been bought individually at the same price or less (See keedon).
keedon by Dean Truong November 5, 2005
Keedon
Often a pisces. He is the greatest bff you could ever ask for. He can help get you through your darkest times. He always finds a way to make you feel better no matter the situation at hand. Hes an empathetic guy which is refreshing as most guys bury their emotions. You are a lucky hooman if you have him in your life.
Keedon by 5ugarsku11 June 21, 2019
Kheldon
Damn that Kheldon is a goofy boy what with his dreams of world domination, and damn what's up with that elderberry smell?
Kheldon
He is a cheating ass hoe who sleeps around and dates everyone and everything. Don’t let his charm fool you, he’s a demon inside. He’s adopted because no one wants him. He’s a depressed bipolar freak. If you find one, run the other fucking way.
Kheldon by Karma’sABitch May 19, 2018
Keedoo
Keedoo by Conor.oshea14 April 21, 2019
kheeno
Kheeno is a calm shy person who can fuck any bitch he wants but he chooses to be loyal. His dick is very big and he will slap your grandma on the face with it.
kheeno by ThaRealR.Kelly June 2, 2021
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