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keylie
Keylie... She is very creative. Nice ass. Hot as fuck. Loves animals. She will never let you down. Complete and total honest person. She may become depressed at one point in her life but, she always lets her friends in when she doesn't want anybody else in her life. She says she is ugly but in reality she is a hottie. She is trustworthy. She will never break a promise. She is somebody that you will regret loosing. So if you have her don't let her go.
She can have a Bitchy attitude towards ones who do not deserve her.
She is always there for you even for something so stupid.
She can have a Bitchy attitude towards ones who do not deserve her.
She is always there for you even for something so stupid.
keylie by random person0_o July 31, 2018
Kaytie
The chillest person ever. She knows when to party and when to chill. She is pretty shy in the beginning but when you get to talk to her more, she’s amazing. It might be shocking but she’s the best girlfriend material out there. She awesome. Go find a Kaytie and don’t lose her.
Kaytie by 10xoxoxoxoxo10 February 21, 2019
keyticle
noun. (kee-tuh-cul)
dry finger skin and fingernail particles that lodge under your keyboard key pads, causing the keys to stick.
dry finger skin and fingernail particles that lodge under your keyboard key pads, causing the keys to stick.
If certain letters on your keyboard don't work, it may be a case of keyticle build-up. . Simply turn your keyboard upside down: then shake lightly. This should dis-lodge any keyticle than is stuck under the key pads.
keyticle by Warren Humphrey February 19, 2006
Keltie
A Keltie is a sex machine. Usually a blonde with perfect hair, a perfect body, and the cutest nose although she refuses any compliments given to her because she tends to think she is average.
Keltie by Ttemme Namrog September 10, 2011
Keltie
A rare name given to a rare species. An off-shoot of the species of Highlanders, most Kelties are found in Nova Scotia (New Scotland), Canada or in the surrounding areas. Some migrate to escape their eventual fate, but in the end there can only be one.
Following the death of a Keltie by killer whale in British Columbia, Canada, it is theorized that some may have control over animals.
Following the death of a Keltie by killer whale in British Columbia, Canada, it is theorized that some may have control over animals.
My friend Keltie met another Keltie for the first time in university last year. I didn't see her again after that.
Keltie by Simply Faz March 15, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.