Skip to main content
The name you use to call a really slow person who keeps messing up things
Hurry up kewtie!
Kewtie by STG_02 July 2, 2019
Related Words
the coolest word of all time, and anything described with this word beams with utter awesomeness
"oh dude, that's so kewlies"
Kewlies by annargh June 13, 2009

Kewpie Doll 

A small inexpensive and cheaply made doll given as a prize for winning a game at an amusement park or fair or given as a consolation prize. A sarcastic term to denote a figurative prize (not actually given) for either accomplishing or not accomplishing a trivial goal, such as attempting to spell an easy word or guessing the answer to some trivial question.
You guessed my middle name. Give that girl a kewpie doll!
Kewpie Doll by ekks September 24, 2010

kewpie doll lamp 

A lamp with a base made out of a childerens toy. Commonly used in america after the depression period.
Is featured in the book "Of Mice And Men" by J. Steinbeck
"Turn on the kewpie doll lamp would you?"
A Keltie is a sex machine. Usually a blonde with perfect hair, a perfect body, and the cutest nose although she refuses any compliments given to her because she tends to think she is average.
Oh my god did you see her?

Hells yes, she's a total Keltie!
Keltie by Ttemme Namrog September 10, 2011
A rare name given to a rare species. An off-shoot of the species of Highlanders, most Kelties are found in Nova Scotia (New Scotland), Canada or in the surrounding areas. Some migrate to escape their eventual fate, but in the end there can only be one.

Following the death of a Keltie by killer whale in British Columbia, Canada, it is theorized that some may have control over animals.
My friend Keltie met another Keltie for the first time in university last year. I didn't see her again after that.
Keltie by Simply Faz March 15, 2010