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Kewties are often annoying people but can be very nice ones. They love to copy everything you do but they are your besties somehow. Mostly there assholes and Beauts mixed together
Kewties my bestie
kewtie by Kewties June 10, 2018
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The name you use to call a really slow person who keeps messing up things
Hurry up kewtie!
Kewtie by STG_02 July 2, 2019
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the coolest word of all time, and anything described with this word beams with utter awesomeness
"oh dude, that's so kewlies"
Kewlies by annargh June 13, 2009

Kewpie Doll 

A small inexpensive and cheaply made doll given as a prize for winning a game at an amusement park or fair or given as a consolation prize. A sarcastic term to denote a figurative prize (not actually given) for either accomplishing or not accomplishing a trivial goal, such as attempting to spell an easy word or guessing the answer to some trivial question.
You guessed my middle name. Give that girl a kewpie doll!
Kewpie Doll by ekks September 24, 2010

kewpie doll lamp 

A lamp with a base made out of a childerens toy. Commonly used in america after the depression period.
Is featured in the book "Of Mice And Men" by J. Steinbeck
"Turn on the kewpie doll lamp would you?"
A Keltie is a sex machine. Usually a blonde with perfect hair, a perfect body, and the cutest nose although she refuses any compliments given to her because she tends to think she is average.
Oh my god did you see her?

Hells yes, she's a total Keltie!
Keltie by Ttemme Namrog September 10, 2011
A rare name given to a rare species. An off-shoot of the species of Highlanders, most Kelties are found in Nova Scotia (New Scotland), Canada or in the surrounding areas. Some migrate to escape their eventual fate, but in the end there can only be one.

Following the death of a Keltie by killer whale in British Columbia, Canada, it is theorized that some may have control over animals.
My friend Keltie met another Keltie for the first time in university last year. I didn't see her again after that.
Keltie by Simply Faz March 15, 2010
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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