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A Canadian boy who is kind and can be quiet. He is good at basketball.
Keyten is amazing
Keyten by Bruh14572 March 10, 2021
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Keyten • Keytender • Keaten • Kesten • keygen • Keyton • Keylen • kryten • Kayten • Kelten
keaten is a guy who is super nice and kind. he is sweet and laughs at your jokes. he usually is not emotional about a lot or likes to keep it hidden but once you become closer to him he opens up and you see a different side of him you'd never expect. you will never forget him, he's by your side. if you meet a keaten, don't let him go, because he is truly a good friend and stellar human.
oh my gosh, keaten is so nice and kind you HAVE to meet him
Keaten by a friend 🌮 November 25, 2016

Sony Vegas Keygen

Upon pirating "Sony Vegas 8" you will almost always have this keygen by Digital Insanity.

With it's stereotypical hacker-montage music it will make you feel like a big hecker of the interweeb.
Computer: "Sony Vegas Downloaded"
King: Vegas 8... Sony Vegas Keygen...
*music starts*
King: EPIIIIIIIIII-
lovable geometric head shaped servant desperate to be human but is unable to lie
"I am a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"Bananas are bllllllllllllllll... yellow
kryten by nicoooo dijon buckthorn January 19, 2004
An android from the sci-fi/comedy series Red Dwarf, Kryten looks like a human wearing metallic clothes, but has a cube-like, geometric head. He became a regular in Series 3, played by Robert Llewellyn, but was actually first seen in an episode of Series 2 in which the Red Dwarf crew find him on a crashed spacecraft. He has been programmed to look after the crew of the marooned craft, but didn't realise they had been dead for many years. Played by Dave Ross, his original character was based on the butler in 'The Admirable Crichton'. Taken back to Red Dwarf, he was persuaded to rebel against Rimmer's task-master treatment and went joy-riding on Lister's space bike. In the Series 3 prologue (freeze-frame the tape/DVD to read it) it was revealed he had crashed, and that Lister had put him back together but had been unable to restore his original personality. Since then Lister has fought a losing battle trying to encourage Kryten to break his programming (by developing emotions, being able to lie etc). It has been revealed that Kryten can change heads, can detach his hand and send it to bring help, and can remove his eyes (useful for when communicating with human-hating psychotic androids).
Kryten: What a smeeee. What a smeeeee. What a smeeeeeee heeeeeeeee....
kryten by Stormsworder October 18, 2006
Keaten is an amazing person and if u his girl u one lucky ass bitch he really knows how to treat a girl he's hella good at video games and is good at a lot of things and sometimes he doubts him self but I know for a fact that hes worth so much and he's a special person he's loving ,caring ,sweet,and charming he also has a nice big ass dick and is a very attractive guy if u know a keaten never lose him u will regret it because you will never find someone else as special as him so keep your keaten he is the best person in world.
Damn there's keaten
Keaten by Jailssa is a piece of shit February 16, 2018
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