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A Keltie is a sex machine. Usually a blonde with perfect hair, a perfect body, and the cutest nose although she refuses any compliments given to her because she tends to think she is average.
Oh my god did you see her?

Hells yes, she's a total Keltie!
Keltie by Ttemme Namrog September 10, 2011
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A rare name given to a rare species. An off-shoot of the species of Highlanders, most Kelties are found in Nova Scotia (New Scotland), Canada or in the surrounding areas. Some migrate to escape their eventual fate, but in the end there can only be one.

Following the death of a Keltie by killer whale in British Columbia, Canada, it is theorized that some may have control over animals.
My friend Keltie met another Keltie for the first time in university last year. I didn't see her again after that.
Keltie by Simply Faz March 15, 2010
Related Words
Keltie Keltie Colleen kelsie Kellie Kelcie kelpie kelti kelfie KELLIED Kelsier
extremely patient trouble-shooter; mechanically adept person
Call the Keltie to fix your computer/car/watch etc.
Keltie by Veritas 11 February 4, 2010

Keltie Colleen 

An amazing dancer, who makes her dreams come true, no matter what stands in her way and lives life to the full. She is honest, hard-working, passionate, talented, gorgeous, graceful, independent, kind and completely fantastic person! Keltie is an inspiring, beautiful soul, who has a great dance career ahead of her. She was able to get back on her feet after a terrible heartbreak, and it helped her to become an even better person because of it. Keltie Colleen is fearless.
I wish I could be as amazing as Keltie Colleen is.
Keltie Colleen by Little I June 24, 2010

Keltie Colleen 

Rockette
Dancer for Panic at the disco
Exotic Dancer
Mary: hey did you know keltie colleen is a rockette?
Rayna: I thought she was a stripper...she isnt a fucking rockette!!
Mary: DAMN STRAIGHT!!
Keltie Colleen by Mary Massacre October 16, 2008
AKA, Lord of The Mist or The Survivor of Hathsin, Kelsier is a 30-something year old Skaa thief, serial killer, fraudulent impersonator and mass murderer. Who, under the effect of the drugs known as allomantic metals, keeps raving about hope and friendship. He indoctrinated a teenage girl into his gang of outlaws to profit from her abilities i his quest to kill God.
Notable Achievements: Standing face to face with two Gods, and punching one of them; Being literally too angry to die (twice); throwing the land into economic and political chaos by destroying its only source of Atium, a very important part of the economy; Triggerig the literal apocalypse.
Kelsier:"Hey kid, drink this vial full of alcohol and heavy metals. It'll give ya superpowers."
Vin:"Sounds legit."
Kelsier by StormingCrab August 16, 2021
Kelsie is one of the smartest, most beautiful girls you've ever seen. She is smart in school and in life. She stands up for what she believes in but can be shy around big groups or people she doesn't know. She doesn't think she is as pretty as she actually is and will deny it if you mention her appearance. She doesn't go for guys depending on their looks. She cares about what's on the inside. She almost immediately hates anyone (and everyone) that is cocky, selfish, envious, or discriminates. She will help you if you're in need and she absolutely loves animals. She loves all of her friends and isn't afraid to call them out if they lie or do/say something offensive
Person 1: Who is that girl from biology?
Person 2: Oh that's Kelsie. She helped me with the assignment last week. I got an A on my paper.
Person 1: Wow. Smart and beautiful.
Kelsie by Shinymetaltoaster October 12, 2018
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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