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keyfess by Jason1012 October 29, 2006
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When you get so fucked up that you lose all of your belongings and can’t get back in your house.
Fuck me, Johno got so keyless last night he had to sleep on the front lawn again the silly cunt
Keyless by SiquntdrinkinVBs January 25, 2018

Keyless Chuck 

A homeless person named Chuck. Or a nickname you can give to a homeless person if you do not know their name. This word is also a part of a Cordless Drill (Drill Motor).
Hey Rob, do you see that homeless guy holding the “Work for Food” sign? His name is Keyless Chuck.
Keyless Chuck by Hairy Castle October 5, 2016

Keyless-Ignition 

Hotwired car where they key cylinder has been damaged in such a way that it no longer requires a key.
They used the keyless-ignition to start my car as I've still got the keys.
A beautiful girl that will light up anyone's day, she's funny and love to hangout with friends. She can be a big bitch sometimes but she'll come around, keyess is very soft on the inside but on the outside she's tough. She laughs a lot and on her bad days she'll still make a effort to make people laugh. If u have a Keyess in ur life consider yourself lucky she's special
Keyess is so funny
keyess by Lakbdjo June 6, 2018
A useless key, without use or inefficient key to open doors or a padlock
This Key Is A Keyless!
Keyless by IAmWilliamShakespeare2 October 31, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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