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keyboardasm 

An overwhelming sensation of pleasure that a person experiences while typing something that they feel is particularly brilliant, original, poignant or funny. The satisfaction and elation is the opposite of feelings associated with writer's block.
Typing furiously on her computer, the author experienced a keyboardasm when she realized that she had perfectly expressed with words the exact feeling and emotion that she had hoped to convey.
keyboardasm by Buzz Writeyear January 15, 2008
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mashing keyboards 

The act of participating in "cyber-sex", that is the depiction of sexual content through the medium of a typed conversation on an internet chat room or online role-playing game. A very common occurrence in MUDs or anonymous chat sites, roleplaying as a person other than oneself is expected though not strictly mandatory. Masturbation involving one or both parties during the event is not unexpected.

While performed inside of online roleplaying games, it is not uncommon for the player characters to form a relationship within which the characters routinely cyber-sex each other as if they were in a "real life" relationship.

Many times in these relationships the players behind the characters will form emotional romantic bonds, possibly culminating in a romantic relationship outside of their cyber-sex medium. Just as often however are people fully capable of forming zero emotional connection with their online partners, even despite the heavy romance between their characters.
I logged on like it was going to be a normal day but when I saw my character's wife just crafted a new sexy dress we started mashing keyboards like there was no tomorrow.
mashing keyboards by Papa Dwarf September 4, 2016

keyboardmash 

Keyboardmash (ing) is a style of typing employed by the larger public, it is equivalent to the result of most people opening their mouths. To keyboard mash you simply hit random keys in rapid succesion.
*dffgoih 34487gh 458uyh efgoihbdffo iuhb g0987h ervgihbqe78hffpiug h0qe9riurth iu*

Keyboardmash (ed)
keyboardmash by D00m_l0rd May 24, 2008

keyboardist 

One who plays the electric keyboard, who can imitate any sound, give atmosphere to any music, and stays in one place (unless using a keytar), so is easily crowded by girls.
The guitarist of the band left the stage in anger after seeing the keyboardist ripping his solo with seventeen girls around him.
keyboardist by Ozone February 13, 2005

Keyboardsmash 

to describe the phenomena of when there are just no words, but something is still appreciated.
1: "OMG! gljhfvjhlgv"
2: "What's that?"
1: "Keyboardsmash. No words can describe how awesome that was."
Keyboardsmash by Alethia-mi-chii November 2, 2010

keyboardaire 

A keyboardist of exceptional virtuosity - particularly one who sings lead vocals for a band, or has the most well-known persona in the band
"I saw this band play last night that was amazing. They had this keyboardaire who took the house down with his stage antics."
keyboardaire by Jas129 May 2, 2008

Keyboardsmash.exec 

Keyboardsmash.exec is a project sekai wiki user. He is Tsukasa Tenma in real life and he has a mysterious cult following. He is also part of the project sekai wiki polycule.
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Asij123 & Kagamine21: HELLO KEY I LOVE YOU!!!!
Keyboardsmash.exec by Minorinrin December 27, 2022