6 definition by Papa Dwarf

The area a man finds himself in when he walks in on his wife sleeping with another man and she friendzones him.

Alternatively, the state of being friendzoned after the man has already had sex with the woman in question.

This is further the case when the man in question acts much like a cuckold or one who has been friendzoned. That is, taking vicarious enjoyment from the woman's sexual pleasure and/or trying to be as nice as possible to her in hopes he can resume intercourse with her.

The act of participating in "cyber-sex", that is the depiction of sexual content through the medium of a typed conversation on an internet chat room or online role-playing game. A very common occurrence in MUDs or anonymous chat sites, roleplaying as a person other than oneself is expected though not strictly mandatory. Masturbation involving one or both parties during the event is not unexpected.

While performed inside of online roleplaying games, it is not uncommon for the player characters to form a relationship within which the characters routinely cyber-sex each other as if they were in a "real life" relationship.

Many times in these relationships the players behind the characters will form emotional romantic bonds, possibly culminating in a romantic relationship outside of their cyber-sex medium. Just as often however are people fully capable of forming zero emotional connection with their online partners, even despite the heavy romance between their characters.

A white man who routinely films his wife having sex with black men and does not get any himself.

(Not to be confused with a "cuck asian")

(noun)

The process of masturbation upon reaching climax in which the recipient yells "Bingo" at the time of orgasm.

This can be applied to females in masturbation, or used by males fingering a female partner.

Can also be used as another term for female masturbation.

When a welfare recipient, specifically one who comes by their government check through nefarious means such as a welfare queen, instructs another person on the tips and tricks to get themselves on government assistance using shady practices, the recipient of that advice (and government assistance) becomes a tardawan.

The advice and the scope of result can vary - being taught how to forge your income paperwork to get food stamps, exaggerating an injury to get disability, or faking a government test designed to gauge your level of mental retardation or autism - all of these are paths to become a tardawan.

noun /tōst/

The product of an individual failing to properly wipe after defecation, and little flakes of feces begin to dry and harden around the anus, which when scraped by a butter knife can produce scratchy sound and brown crumbs similar to toasted bread.

A female is capable of creating a brand of "Salmon Toast", in which she incompletely wipes herself back to front after defecation, with the resulting fecal matter mixing with her urine and vaginal fluids to form toast with a pungent and fishy aroma. Once per month a female can improve the formula to create "Salmon Toast With Jam".