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A kelanie is a magical being of a human. She wears her confidence on her shoulders as she strides through this craziness we call life. Though her top may be heavy, her burden is light. She has faith that Mother Theresa would envy. Her hair shines like the gold that encapsulates her halo. The heart inside this wonderful heiress is one that contains compassion. The very fiber of her being is ruled by the knowledge that she can take on the world. Grab a drink ladies and gentlemen, lets toast to a Kelanie!
Guy: So you see that princess walkin across the street?

Another Guy: Oh ya dude, nobody could miss those humps.

Guy: She is a ten!

Another Guy: No, she is a Kelanie!
Kelanie by WalkingGoddess101 September 11, 2010
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Kewanee is a city of about 13,000 people in Central Illinois. It really has nothing in it except farms, wannabe gangstas, good's furniture, hog days festival, and a lame high school with a corrupt and sometimes mentally unstable school board (led by the superintendent, the most corrupt of them all)

Everyone in kewanee wants to get the hell out, and everyone outside of kewanee has no clue where kewanee is (except that goods is there)

It has a constant smell of animal waste.
Kewanee? Where the hell is that?

Joe- Hey Angela! Where are you from?
Angela- I'm from kewanee.
Joe- Weak.
Angela- I know...
Kewanee by kewanee girly March 24, 2009
Kehanie is an amazing person and friend and while she may not have many friends, the ones she keeps close she cares for deeply.

She's always one who will have a good laugh and help you when you're feeling low, she puts so much onto herself and doesn't realize how great she really is.

She will be one of your greatest friends :)
Kehanie is an amazing and epic person.
Kehanie by KK LOVE YOURSELF January 28, 2021
kywanie is a very hard word to say but it is very useful as a friend it's very powerful but has some weaknesses
kywanie is very useful for study or hard work
kywanie by Kywanie June 6, 2017
Well Kywanie is a girl that doesn’t know what she wants but at the last minute she does lol she’s the bitch that breaks up with a guy than after he finds someone he liked she’s steals him back she’s the real man stealer she’s better than Cupid 2
I’m sorry David we’re breaking up *4 weeks later * hey David I know your dating that new girl but I really miss you and you know how sad I get when your not around me :( David : “ ehhh oh what the heck “ the word Kywanie it’s self if a hot ass/gorgeous girl but we don’t talk about that
Kywanie by Oogabookaooga December 25, 2018
when the female vagina is so polluted with sextual transmitted diseases that the entire body starts to rot.
Condoms dont work on a kelanie, your stll going to catch something.
kelanie by hizzl November 6, 2007