Definitions by hizzl

jake 

means you can lift heavy things but cant read books

Good job on that test...pause....not! What a jake.

jake by hizzl November 7, 2007

kelanie 

when the female vagina is so polluted with sextual transmitted diseases that the entire body starts to rot.

Condoms dont work on a kelanie, your stll going to catch something.

kelanie by hizzl November 6, 2007