2 definitions by hizzl

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when the female vagina is so polluted with sextual transmitted diseases that the entire body starts to rot.
Condoms dont work on a kelanie, your stll going to catch something.
by hizzl October 21, 2007
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means you can lift heavy things but cant read books
Good job on that test...pause....not! What a jake.
by hizzl October 21, 2007
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