kelanie

when the female vagina is so polluted with sextual transmitted diseases that the entire body starts to rot.
Condoms dont work on a kelanie, your stll going to catch something.
by hizzl November 06, 2007
mugGet the kelaniemug.

jake

means you can lift heavy things but cant read books
Good job on that test...pause....not! What a jake.
by hizzl November 07, 2007
mugGet the jakemug.