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A kelanie is a magical being of a human. She wears her confidence on her shoulders as she strides through this craziness we call life. Though her top may be heavy, her burden is light. She has faith that Mother Theresa would envy. Her hair shines like the gold that encapsulates her halo. The heart inside this wonderful heiress is one that contains compassion. The very fiber of her being is ruled by the knowledge that she can take on the world. Grab a drink ladies and gentlemen, lets toast to a Kelanie!
Guy: So you see that princess walkin across the street?

Another Guy: Oh ya dude, nobody could miss those humps.

Guy: She is a ten!

Another Guy: No, she is a Kelanie!
Kelanie by WalkingGoddess101 September 11, 2010
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when the female vagina is so polluted with sextual transmitted diseases that the entire body starts to rot.
Condoms dont work on a kelanie, your stll going to catch something.
kelanie by hizzl November 6, 2007
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the most athletic girl in the world. can beat any other muthafucka out there and gots kickin curves. beautiful eyes and the perfect height and weight. funny, outgoing, niggas her favorite, gots a tropical taste, not scared of nuthin. No one deserves her.
Kelani gots dem niggas draggin.
Dang, you the next Kelani with that jumper!
Kelani by phat b March 3, 2011
Derived from the Hawaiian word "Kalani" meaning "The heavens" or "The Royal One".
Other than that, Kalanie is a sweet and very beautiful girl. Very attractive despite her not thinking so. She is athletic and very bright. Having gone through so much in her life, she stays strong and she never backs down. She's a fighter and is very loyal. However, she can often keep to herself. She a girl of second chances and is very unique and one of a kind. She cares extremely about others and puts herself before first before others. Her laugh is contagious and beautiful and she has the most precious smile. She can be a bit insecure but her friend group helps boost her confidence. She can get jealous very easily. She's genuine and always enjoys being herself (which is one of the things that makes her special). She loves romantic movies and loves spending time with friends and just being with people. Her boyfriend is a very, very lucky man.
"Kalanie is such a babe"

"Kalanie is so fun and beautiful"
"Kalanie.. my sky.. my world.."
"You are the heavens, and whenever I look up at the sky I think of you"
"Wake up kalanie"
Kalanie by Axora May 14, 2018
Kehanie is an amazing person and friend and while she may not have many friends, the ones she keeps close she cares for deeply.

She's always one who will have a good laugh and help you when you're feeling low, she puts so much onto herself and doesn't realize how great she really is.

She will be one of your greatest friends :)
Kehanie is an amazing and epic person.
Kehanie by KK LOVE YOURSELF January 28, 2021
Someone who comes out of his shell in order to become more than what he is. An ordinary person who can do extraordinary things. One amongst many.
Kelalie can be the anchor that keeps us together.
Kelalie by Kelalie May 4, 2021
She is a sweet kid and opened hearted person she well take anyone in to her warming arms. She’s closest person to family you will have when things are tuff. She’s also very welcoming to others and lover to help and give back ❤️❤️
I wish I had a friend like kewanie
kewanie by Shapoppin.majie May 20, 2018
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