Kewanee

Kewanee is a city of about 13,000 people in Central Illinois. It really has nothing in it except farms, wannabe gangstas, good's furniture, hog days festival, and a lame high school with a corrupt and sometimes mentally unstable school board (led by the superintendent, the most corrupt of them all)

Everyone in kewanee wants to get the hell out, and everyone outside of kewanee has no clue where kewanee is (except that goods is there)

It has a constant smell of animal waste.

Kewanee? Where the hell is that?

Joe- Hey Angela! Where are you from?
Angela- I'm from kewanee.
Joe- Weak.
Angela- I know...

Kewanee by kewanee girly March 24, 2009

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kewaunee

A very small town in Wisconsin where everyone is cousins and hardly anyone leaves. All guys either drive a truck or a tractor and will stay in a relationship for a whopping 2 weeks at a time. And everyone is better at beer pong than writing an objective summary.

"I was in Kewaunee, Wisconsin today."

"How was that?"

"Well everyone was drunk and related, how do you think it was?"

kewaunee by theodorefinchandvioletmarkey March 6, 2017

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Related Words

Kewanee • Keswanee • kewanie • kewaunee

kewanie

She is a sweet kid and opened hearted person she well take anyone in to her warming arms. She’s closest person to family you will have when things are tuff. She’s also very welcoming to others and lover to help and give back ❤️❤️

I wish I had a friend like kewanie

kewanie by Shapoppin.majie May 20, 2018

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Keswanee

The official top g from wish, a crazy athletic basketballer that grows taller and taller by the minute,, i mnean the guy even pulls girls left right centre, hell he even pulls guys.. dude has a maassive jolong and me personally i would never go near a top H..

its keswanee the crazy motivated maniac

Keswanee by that cont from aussie roos September 4, 2022

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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