Kewanee 

Kewanee is a city of about 13,000 people in Central Illinois. It really has nothing in it except farms, wannabe gangstas, good's furniture, hog days festival, and a lame high school with a corrupt and sometimes mentally unstable school board (led by the superintendent, the most corrupt of them all)

Everyone in kewanee wants to get the hell out, and everyone outside of kewanee has no clue where kewanee is (except that goods is there)

It has a constant smell of animal waste.

Kewanee? Where the hell is that?

Joe- Hey Angela! Where are you from?
Angela- I'm from kewanee.
Joe- Weak.
Angela- I know...

Kewanee by kewanee girly March 24, 2009

kewaunee 

A very small town in Wisconsin where everyone is cousins and hardly anyone leaves. All guys either drive a truck or a tractor and will stay in a relationship for a whopping 2 weeks at a time. And everyone is better at beer pong than writing an objective summary.

"I was in Kewaunee, Wisconsin today."

"How was that?"

"Well everyone was drunk and related, how do you think it was?"

kewaunee by theodorefinchandvioletmarkey March 6, 2017

kewanie 

She is a sweet kid and opened hearted person she well take anyone in to her warming arms. She’s closest person to family you will have when things are tuff. She’s also very welcoming to others and lover to help and give back ❤️❤️

I wish I had a friend like kewanie

kewanie by Shapoppin.majie May 20, 2018

Keswanee 

The official top g from wish, a crazy athletic basketballer that grows taller and taller by the minute,, i mnean the guy even pulls girls left right centre, hell he even pulls guys.. dude has a maassive jolong and me personally i would never go near a top H..

its keswanee the crazy motivated maniac

Keswanee by that cont from aussie roos September 4, 2022