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Kewanee is a city of about 13,000 people in Central Illinois. It really has nothing in it except farms, wannabe gangstas, good's furniture, hog days festival, and a lame high school with a corrupt and sometimes mentally unstable school board (led by the superintendent, the most corrupt of them all)

Everyone in kewanee wants to get the hell out, and everyone outside of kewanee has no clue where kewanee is (except that goods is there)

It has a constant smell of animal waste.
Kewanee? Where the hell is that?

Joe- Hey Angela! Where are you from?
Angela- I'm from kewanee.
Joe- Weak.
Angela- I know...
by kewanee girly March 24, 2009
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