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Haytham Kenway 

The father of the Assassin Connor Kenway from Assassin's Creed 3. A highly skilled fighter and freerunner, Haytham has the skills of the greatest Assassins. The perfect embodiment of Templar ideology and the only Templar who tried to make peace with the Assassins, Haytham Kenway is easily the greatest Templar who ever lived and one of the greatest characters in the Assassin's Creed series.
Haytham Kenway is the British version of Chuck Norris.
Haytham Kenway by Haytham Kenway December 14, 2012
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You see tayk he’s a keeway don’t fucc with him
keeway by S L I M E Y J A Y Y October 27, 2020
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Connor Kenway 

Main character of Assassins Creed 3. Also a total badass of a fighter, climber and over all bamf. Has the willingness to fight against injustice and against Templars like his ancestors Ezio and Altair. He completely dismantles the entire Knights Templar Order.Also is the son of a Templar Grand Master Haytham Kenway. Ironic.
Connor Kenway killed Haytham Kenway as a last resort because Haytham was gonna kill him.

edward kenway 

Hathem Kenways Father; A Pirate
edward kenway by SpadeMajik101 November 25, 2013
The last name of a bad-ass assassin family. This name is used in one of the best videogame series EVER (Halo is first tho). See also: Connor Kenway, Haythem Kenway, Edward Kenway.
Bro 1: Oh man, I wish that I was as cool as a Kenway

Bro 2: Yeah bro, me 2

Bro 1: Hey look! There's a man stabbing the other guy in the chest!

Bro 2: What a Kenway
kenway by JediDM123 July 10, 2016

Edward Kenway 

The only good assassin/pirate in the entire franchise.
Blackbeard: Alright, lads. I’ll give you Blackbeard’s honest opinion. You ask me, "Can this new captain promise you a life of prizes, plunder, and adventure?" Aye. Amongst all the gentlemen of fortune sailing these West Indies, he ranks amongst the most clever. There was a time when I thought myself the deadliest scourge of these seas. But this man... he's like a fearsome dog. Feeds off trouble and turmoil. I seen him clear the deck of a Spanish galleon like it were nothing. Fighting like a devil dressed as a man. And he’s the kind of man knows his way around every crack and crevice of these islands. So if it's fortune and adventure you seek, then Captain Edward Kenway’s your man. Only... don't meddle in his private affairs. For there's more mystery in that man than even I dare ask
Edward Kenway by Chatur Singh November 23, 2021

Russian Keyway

When you soak your Prince Albert in vodka and fuck someone in the ass
After 3 craft beers Christopher begged Tim to give him a Russian Keyway
Russian Keyway by Jackmehoffmetal January 30, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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