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Haytham Kenway 

The father of the Assassin Connor Kenway from Assassin's Creed 3. A highly skilled fighter and freerunner, Haytham has the skills of the greatest Assassins. The perfect embodiment of Templar ideology and the only Templar who tried to make peace with the Assassins, Haytham Kenway is easily the greatest Templar who ever lived and one of the greatest characters in the Assassin's Creed series.
Haytham Kenway is the British version of Chuck Norris.
Haytham Kenway by Haytham Kenway December 14, 2012
Related Words
kerway keray keeway kenway Kerwyn KEEWAY XRAY Kegway Keriay Kerjay Kernay
You see tayk he’s a keeway don’t fucc with him
keeway by S L I M E Y J A Y Y October 27, 2020

Connor Kenway 

Main character of Assassins Creed 3. Also a total badass of a fighter, climber and over all bamf. Has the willingness to fight against injustice and against Templars like his ancestors Ezio and Altair. He completely dismantles the entire Knights Templar Order.Also is the son of a Templar Grand Master Haytham Kenway. Ironic.
Connor Kenway killed Haytham Kenway as a last resort because Haytham was gonna kill him.

Kerwasted 

(ker-wey-stid) - adjective: The act of being or becoming completely intoxicated. Indicated by loss of coordination, basic communication skills, and an acute inability to make intelligent decisions. Frequently accompanied by short-term memory loss and severe confusions/disorientation upon waking up the morning after.

This state is characterized as being more intoxicated than hammered or wasted and less intoxicated than kerplatzed.

The word originates from the combination of the common slang term "wasted" with comic book "onomatopoeia" (ex. whoosh, ka-pow, boom) as a prefix to amplify the original meaning and add a humorous context.
"Dude, I was so kerwasted last night that I woke up in a bush three blocks away from the party and have no idea how I got there."
Kerwasted by Ladybacon October 16, 2009

edward kenway 

Hathem Kenways Father; A Pirate
edward kenway by SpadeMajik101 November 25, 2013
The last name of a bad-ass assassin family. This name is used in one of the best videogame series EVER (Halo is first tho). See also: Connor Kenway, Haythem Kenway, Edward Kenway.
Bro 1: Oh man, I wish that I was as cool as a Kenway

Bro 2: Yeah bro, me 2

Bro 1: Hey look! There's a man stabbing the other guy in the chest!

Bro 2: What a Kenway
kenway by JediDM123 July 10, 2016