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KEEWAY XRAY 

The most gay moped out there! When you own a Keeway Xray there is no need for a condom since you wont get laid anytime soon!
Wow look at that virgin driving that Keeway Xray
KEEWAY XRAY by Exlo October 21, 2019
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Haytham Kenway 

The father of the Assassin Connor Kenway from Assassin's Creed 3. A highly skilled fighter and freerunner, Haytham has the skills of the greatest Assassins. The perfect embodiment of Templar ideology and the only Templar who tried to make peace with the Assassins, Haytham Kenway is easily the greatest Templar who ever lived and one of the greatest characters in the Assassin's Creed series.
Haytham Kenway is the British version of Chuck Norris.
Haytham Kenway by Haytham Kenway December 14, 2012

Connor Kenway 

Main character of Assassins Creed 3. Also a total badass of a fighter, climber and over all bamf. Has the willingness to fight against injustice and against Templars like his ancestors Ezio and Altair. He completely dismantles the entire Knights Templar Order.Also is the son of a Templar Grand Master Haytham Kenway. Ironic.
Connor Kenway killed Haytham Kenway as a last resort because Haytham was gonna kill him.

Keewatin Handshake 

A handjob performed with the non-dominant hand. Also referred to as a "Norman Non-Dom", this is a traditional sex move performed by the inhabitants of Keewatin, Ontario, Canada. This is considered the lowest form of sexual commitment between a couple, and is often motivated by feelings of pity rather than romance or love.
I was at the Rippers the other night and saw a greasy stripper giving some fat dude the old Keewatin Handshake in the back. Fuckin' typical.
Keewatin Handshake by KtownLaddy February 9, 2015
Keeayra is a beautiful girl who everyone should love. Keeayra is are strong, courageous and brave. She amazing in every way, shape and form possible. She doesn’t need a boy to make her happy. Keeayra is the friend that always seem happy but inside they feel like they are losing their self. she always ask how you are doing because she genuinely does care and wants the best for you. Keeayra is the best person you can have in your life.
you need a Keeayra in your life
keeayra by loverjo March 17, 2019

edward kenway 

Hathem Kenways Father; A Pirate
edward kenway by SpadeMajik101 November 25, 2013
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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