kesslin
An asshole
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Isacc Kesling
A chunky nigga who lives in his own filth, AKA SWAMMP ASSSSS. Isacc can be cool but only when he has bud money.
And he loves using his hunch back to charm the bitches to run away from him.!!!! And once in a while he might want to try and pick up the soap tic tac or toilet paper or somthing.!!!!!!
And he loves using his hunch back to charm the bitches to run away from him.!!!! And once in a while he might want to try and pick up the soap tic tac or toilet paper or somthing.!!!!!!
Damn i thought Pig shit smelled bad then I smelled issac like 12 miles away i said damn thats issac then my cousin came out his house he lives like an hour away he called me and said nigga u smell issac i smell him from cinci damn thats isacc kesling
Isacc Kesling by testicular poison January 19, 2018
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kesling middle school
located in laporte indiana. i hate it here lol. its filled with racist white boys and other annoying kids who never stfu. there are some decent people tho, and teachers. overall that place makes me wanna kms.
kesling middle school by joce1yn January 31, 2021
kesslyn
And amazing girl. The coolest on the planet!!! She rocks everything she does and doesn't care what other people say about her.
kesslyn by tom.the.flying.walrus. December 29, 2014
Keesling
1. Surname identifying a member of the underground ruling class. The Bilderbergs and Illuminati fear them. A kind of 'Sith lord' of the real world, if you will. They oversee the goings on of the trilateral commision. Keeslings herd the cattle of the human race. Life for a Keesling can sometimes be reminiscent of Grand Theft Auto - Vice City. They often find it tiresome and futile to communicate with average people - especially the ones that are too stupid to realize just how stupid they are.
2. A killing word - similar to Muad'Dib popularized by the books of Frank Herbert. Particularly powerful when combined with other killing words such as Dave.
2. A killing word - similar to Muad'Dib popularized by the books of Frank Herbert. Particularly powerful when combined with other killing words such as Dave.
Conan the Barbarian quoted a Keesling when asked about the three greatest things in life: 'To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.'
Kessling is an invalid, Americanized form of Keesling.
Kessling is an invalid, Americanized form of Keesling.
Keesling by A subjugated non-Germanic February 8, 2010
kesling
A very weird person....She cares about her family, friends, and everyone. She is very insecure but sometimes wants to get out of her comfort zone. Time she just wants to be a very chill person , but she loves to get lit too.
kesling by Jerikafoooliffee July 5, 2017
Kissling
A kiss between the mouth and the cheek.
It's usually an accidental kiss emerging from a intense desire that can't be openly communicated yet between two or more people.
We didn't kiss on the lips but we didn't kiss on the cheek either.
It's usually an accidental kiss emerging from a intense desire that can't be openly communicated yet between two or more people.
We didn't kiss on the lips but we didn't kiss on the cheek either.
Kissling by Petros Lales June 10, 2023
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