1 definition by A subjugated non-Germanic
1. Surname identifying a member of the underground ruling class. The Bilderbergs and Illuminati fear them. A kind of 'Sith lord' of the real world, if you will. They oversee the goings on of the trilateral commision. Keeslings herd the cattle of the human race. Life for a Keesling can sometimes be reminiscent of Grand Theft Auto - Vice City. They often find it tiresome and futile to communicate with average people - especially the ones that are too stupid to realize just how stupid they are.
2. A killing word - similar to Muad'Dib popularized by the books of Frank Herbert. Particularly powerful when combined with other killing words such as Dave.
2. A killing word - similar to Muad'Dib popularized by the books of Frank Herbert. Particularly powerful when combined with other killing words such as Dave.
Conan the Barbarian quoted a Keesling when asked about the three greatest things in life: 'To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.'
Kessling is an invalid, Americanized form of Keesling.
Kessling is an invalid, Americanized form of Keesling.
by A subjugated non-Germanic February 4, 2010