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The act of putting ones penis in an electrical socket.
'god that guy got kesson'd'
Kesson by Capm Awesome May 8, 2009
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And amazing girl. The coolest on the planet!!! She rocks everything she does and doesn't care what other people say about her.
Child: "Who's that?"
Mother: "That's Kesslyn. She is an amazing swimmer and is so cool!
kesslyn by tom.the.flying.walrus. December 29, 2014
(1) A person with a name kessoon usally has it as last name with a first name of chris jason pete mcdonald or lzam mainyly being the bitch
kid 1: that new kessoon kid is such a bitch
kid 2 : i know hes such a bitch nothing can stop him from bitchin
kessoon by turkey 23099 June 14, 2009
Kesston, a sped who is funny 10% of the time. Smart but doesn’t care. Says he will hurt someone but won’t because he’s a softy. Average looks. Makes freinds easily.
Example: “Wow he’s kinda a dick, what a total Kesston”

“Man why do we hang out with Kesston anyway?”
Kesston by Killcrazy8750 April 2, 2019
They're sush kesslin's
kesslin by Nuzlock April 3, 2023
I'm too kession for this
Kession by Year's girl April 6, 2023
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