Keesling 

1. Surname identifying a member of the underground ruling class. The Bilderbergs and Illuminati fear them. A kind of 'Sith lord' of the real world, if you will. They oversee the goings on of the trilateral commision. Keeslings herd the cattle of the human race. Life for a Keesling can sometimes be reminiscent of Grand Theft Auto - Vice City. They often find it tiresome and futile to communicate with average people - especially the ones that are too stupid to realize just how stupid they are.

2. A killing word - similar to Muad'Dib popularized by the books of Frank Herbert. Particularly powerful when combined with other killing words such as Dave.

Conan the Barbarian quoted a Keesling when asked about the three greatest things in life: 'To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.'

Kessling is an invalid, Americanized form of Keesling.

Keesling by A subjugated non-Germanic February 8, 2010

Aimee Keeling 

A sexy girl with big tits and a sexy booty that boys dicks that are dying to be shoved into her.

My d*ck is dying to be shoved up Aimee Keelings booty

Aimee Keeling by Cobie Hodgekiss January 27, 2019

Cocos (Keeling) Island 

1. (noun) The devine place. Heaven on Earth. Located in the middle of the Idian Ocean
2. (adjective) Smooth white beaches, crystal clear blue waters, lushes coconuts, incredible constant warm whether and isolated from busy city life.

It's time we went to 'Cocos Island'
This place is like 'Cocos Island'

Cocos (Keeling) Island by Oliver and Basil October 1, 2004

kaylor keeling 

an irrelevant meme that's only famous bc of his "brother" jacob sarthritis and is horrible at singing

girl 1: omg have you heard of kaylor keeling?? he's so good at singing !! i'm his biggest fan !
girl 2: blocked.

kaylor keeling by norma76564 December 25, 2016

Isacc Kesling 

A chunky nigga who lives in his own filth, AKA SWAMMP ASSSSS. Isacc can be cool but only when he has bud money.
And he loves using his hunch back to charm the bitches to run away from him.!!!! And once in a while he might want to try and pick up the soap tic tac or toilet paper or somthing.!!!!!!

Damn i thought Pig shit smelled bad then I smelled issac like 12 miles away i said damn thats issac then my cousin came out his house he lives like an hour away he called me and said nigga u smell issac i smell him from cinci damn thats isacc kesling

Isacc Kesling by testicular poison January 19, 2018

keeling

an amazing guy with a huge penis. He is really funny and sweet

i want a keeling.

keeling by gynocologist January 12, 2010

Keeling

1. One who could be concidered god's gift to women
2. One has an uncanny charm with the ladeez
3. One who has the strength of ten men

1 Girl: He's no Keeling, but he's a nice guy
Girl: Yeah look on the bright side he could be an Aune

2. Guy: If only I had the Keeling charm, then I would have all the ladeez

3. Guy1: How the fuck are we going to lift the truck out of the ditch
Guy2: Where's Keeling when you need him?

Keeling by Mike March 12, 2003