kerrunk 

Kair-Unkkh. n.

The sound made when one reverses an automobile and asks:

"I wonder how close I am to that other car?"

Before saying to oneself "Well, I can't get any closer than that!"

KERRUNK!

"Oh sh*t! A Porsche... now that's going to cost someone a lot of money... Robin old chum, let's exit... to the Batcave!"

From "BatTheft Auto: The Movie" (Pussdog Pictures Inc.)

kerrunk by Neil Baxter December 28, 2005

kerbunk 

(Verb)
When an overweight individual is having sex on the top of a bunk bed, and the support gives way, crushing the poor bastard who's trying to sleep on the bottom bunk.

"Dude, why are you wearing that neck brace?"

"I was lying down and Timmy fucking kerbunked me, fracturing my spine"

kerbunk by Brian H January 22, 2005

Kerfunkle 

To fuck shit up

I'm gonna kerfunkle your face

Kerfunkle by Zathanial December 23, 2014

Kerfunklebops 

A word to describe how astronomically bad a person slams another person. Usually used for fictional debates.

Example: Superman kerfunklebops Deku

Kerfunklebops by JayOverHeaven January 19, 2022

kerjunkin 

a short but exciting sexual episode.

When that stripper crammed her snapper in my face it was my kerjunkin for the day

kerjunkin by Snappus March 8, 2008

Kerpunkleup 

A Bahamian term describing a person who is severely intoxicated.

Man, that gal is kerpunkleup after all those drinks.

Kerpunkleup by Nicole Maltarp May 11, 2009

KerDRUNK 

KerDRUNK, is a tailored drinking game version of the game Kerplunk, where each fallen ball corresponds to drinking challenges such as Finish your drink, select someone to drink or rules such as Green Man Rule or No Swearing! KerDRUNK may also be played the following morning as CUREplunk, in which Alcoholic Beverages are switched with remedies such as Energy Drinks, Painkillers and Orange Juice.

Saturday Night:
James: Let's play KerDRUNK at the house party tonight.
Deane: Yeah, that will get the craic started!
Sunday Morning:
Deane: Did you see how blocked Dave was last night?
James: He got the Golden Ball 3 times!
Dave: I need a game of CUREplunk before we head to the bar for glory pints.

KerDRUNK by jdacronyms March 14, 2011