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Kair-Unkkh. n.

The sound made when one reverses an automobile and asks:

"I wonder how close I am to that other car?"

Before saying to oneself "Well, I can't get any closer than that!"
KERRUNK!

"Oh sh*t! A Porsche... now that's going to cost someone a lot of money... Robin old chum, let's exit... to the Batcave!"

From "BatTheft Auto: The Movie" (Pussdog Pictures Inc.)
kerrunk by Neil Baxter December 28, 2005
Words you can keep
(Verb)
When an overweight individual is having sex on the top of a bunk bed, and the support gives way, crushing the poor bastard who's trying to sleep on the bottom bunk.
"Dude, why are you wearing that neck brace?"

"I was lying down and Timmy fucking kerbunked me, fracturing my spine"
kerbunk by Brian H January 22, 2005
Related Words

Kerfunkle 

I'm gonna kerfunkle your face
Kerfunkle by Zathanial December 23, 2014

Kerfunklebops 

A word to describe how astronomically bad a person slams another person. Usually used for fictional debates.
Example: Superman kerfunklebops Deku
Kerfunklebops by JayOverHeaven January 19, 2022

kerjunkin 

a short but exciting sexual episode.
When that stripper crammed her snapper in my face it was my kerjunkin for the day
kerjunkin by Snappus March 8, 2008

Kerpunkleup 

A Bahamian term describing a person who is severely intoxicated.
Man, that gal is kerpunkleup after all those drinks.
Kerpunkleup by Nicole Maltarp May 11, 2009

KerDRUNK 

KerDRUNK, is a tailored drinking game version of the game Kerplunk, where each fallen ball corresponds to drinking challenges such as Finish your drink, select someone to drink or rules such as Green Man Rule or No Swearing! KerDRUNK may also be played the following morning as CUREplunk, in which Alcoholic Beverages are switched with remedies such as Energy Drinks, Painkillers and Orange Juice.
Saturday Night:
James: Let's play KerDRUNK at the house party tonight.
Deane: Yeah, that will get the craic started!
Sunday Morning:
Deane: Did you see how blocked Dave was last night?
James: He got the Golden Ball 3 times!
Dave: I need a game of CUREplunk before we head to the bar for glory pints.
KerDRUNK by jdacronyms March 14, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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