kerbunk 

(Verb)
When an overweight individual is having sex on the top of a bunk bed, and the support gives way, crushing the poor bastard who's trying to sleep on the bottom bunk.

"Dude, why are you wearing that neck brace?"

"I was lying down and Timmy fucking kerbunked me, fracturing my spine"

kerbunk by Brian H January 22, 2005

Kerfunkle 

To fuck shit up

I'm gonna kerfunkle your face

Kerfunkle by Zathanial December 23, 2014

Kerfunklebops 

A word to describe how astronomically bad a person slams another person. Usually used for fictional debates.

Example: Superman kerfunklebops Deku

Kerfunklebops by JayOverHeaven January 19, 2022

kerjunkin 

a short but exciting sexual episode.

When that stripper crammed her snapper in my face it was my kerjunkin for the day

kerjunkin by Snappus March 8, 2008

Kerpunkleup 

A Bahamian term describing a person who is severely intoxicated.

Man, that gal is kerpunkleup after all those drinks.

Kerpunkleup by Nicole Maltarp May 11, 2009

kerfunkle 

a funky mess that is imaginary. a mess that is only thought of or imagined
a word based on kerfuffle

the concert was a kerfunkle

kerfunkle by lexicon58 August 19, 2014

Kerfunklism 

fear of showering without clothes

Did you hear how Katie showers? She just goes in with her clothes on! Wow.. She must have Kerfunklism

Kerfunklism by Apple121 June 14, 2015