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Kerdunkle 

When one of the two people involved in sex cums before the other, leaving the other partner quite unsatisfied.
My girlfriend always pulls a kerdunkle! We only do it when she wants to, and always cums after like 5 minutes! Its so annoying, and she makes me feel like an ass when i ask to keep going. And she wonders why i masturbate....
Kerdunkle by blackmail102 March 9, 2010
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krunkle kick 

a dance move characterized by lying on your side while kicking your right leg into the air in a spastic motion; popularized by the beaver boys
I was dancing with this chick all night but i finally sealed the deal when i pulled out my secret weapon, the krunkle kick
krunkle kick by the salad shooter October 14, 2009

Kerfunkle 

I'm gonna kerfunkle your face
Kerfunkle by Zathanial December 23, 2014

Kerfunklebops 

A word to describe how astronomically bad a person slams another person. Usually used for fictional debates.
Example: Superman kerfunklebops Deku
Kerfunklebops by JayOverHeaven January 19, 2022

kerfuckle 

In a really bad situation and very fucking confused
"I was in a kerfuckle when I realized I had left my ATM card at home".
kerfuckle by teachmcnetti June 4, 2005

Kerpunkleup 

A Bahamian term describing a person who is severely intoxicated.
Man, that gal is kerpunkleup after all those drinks.
Kerpunkleup by Nicole Maltarp May 11, 2009
1. (adj.) The state of inebriation associated with a party thrown by Phil Kunkle. In most cases, consequences include alcohol poisoning, the contraction of one or more STD's, blindness, injury and possibly death.

2. (v.) The act of partying with Phil Kunkle. Activities include but are not limited to: beer pong, quarter bounce, other drinking games, liberal attempts at wiisports, sex with one or more partners, the imbibing of several hard alcoholic drinks, the imbibing of several illegal alcoholic drinks, the usage of recreational drugs, drunken dancing to music, throwing up in the bathroom, and doing stupid stunts to prove you have more balls.
1. Bill: hey man, you look pretty krunkled right now...
Joe: Imnodunk, yuudadunkun... (drunken babbling)

2. Bill: Hey Joe, wanna go over Phil's and get krunkled?
Joe: No, I still can't remember the name of that chick I keep fucking.
Krunkled by Phil Kunkle January 10, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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