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Kerdunkle

When one of the two people involved in sex cums before the other, leaving the other partner quite unsatisfied.
My girlfriend always pulls a kerdunkle! We only do it when she wants to, and always cums after like 5 minutes! Its so annoying, and she makes me feel like an ass when i ask to keep going. And she wonders why i masturbate....
by blackmail102 March 9, 2010
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krunkle kick

a dance move characterized by lying on your side while kicking your right leg into the air in a spastic motion; popularized by the beaver boys
I was dancing with this chick all night but i finally sealed the deal when i pulled out my secret weapon, the krunkle kick
by the salad shooter October 14, 2009
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Kerfunkle

I'm gonna kerfunkle your face
by Zathanial December 23, 2014
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Kerfunklebops

A word to describe how astronomically bad a person slams another person. Usually used for fictional debates.
Example: Superman kerfunklebops Deku
by JayOverHeaven January 19, 2022
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kerfuckle

"I was in a kerfuckle when I realized I had left my ATM card at home".
by teachmcnetti June 4, 2005
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Kerpunkleup

A Bahamian term describing a person who is severely intoxicated.
Man, that gal is kerpunkleup after all those drinks.
by Nicole Maltarp May 11, 2009
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Krunkled

1. (adj.) The state of inebriation associated with a party thrown by Phil Kunkle. In most cases, consequences include alcohol poisoning, the contraction of one or more STD's, blindness, injury and possibly death.

2. (v.) The act of partying with Phil Kunkle. Activities include but are not limited to: beer pong, quarter bounce, other drinking games, liberal attempts at wiisports, sex with one or more partners, the imbibing of several hard alcoholic drinks, the imbibing of several illegal alcoholic drinks, the usage of recreational drugs, drunken dancing to music, throwing up in the bathroom, and doing stupid stunts to prove you have more balls.
1. Bill: hey man, you look pretty krunkled right now...
Joe: Imnodunk, yuudadunkun... (drunken babbling)

2. Bill: Hey Joe, wanna go over Phil's and get krunkled?
Joe: No, I still can't remember the name of that chick I keep fucking.
by Phil Kunkle January 10, 2008
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