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kertanking

Kertanking if another word for having sexual relations...possibly in the act... or just the fact that you are "having sex" with that person.
I heard my bestfriend and her boyfriend kertanking in the backseat of their ride.
kertanking by The SupaFrkGrl April 25, 2005
Related Words
To receive a blumpkin while incredibly wasted, or krunk. One of the best experiences on Earth, almost as good as a Philkin, smeagle, or overboard
Dude, last night I got so trashed, then I found some nasty chick who gave me a krunkin.
krunkin by Brian H November 6, 2004

Kerplunking 

Where one or more people hang from a miscellaneous object.
Lucy and Adam were sick of planking, so instead decided to try out kerplunking.
They kerplunked from a tree branch.
When a mans penis is all nasty and stinking from being in too many dude holes.
B Geezy: Yo Boog, suck it!
J Boog: Nah dawg that dick be krunkin.
B Geezy: I said suck it!
J Boog: Guuuulp!!!
krunkin by B Geeeezy May 11, 2016

Kerjunkle 

Kerjunkle, a synonym and close cousin of jabroni and douchebag.
Man, Tom Cruise became a real Kerjunkle after he got involved with Scientology.
Kerjunkle by The Kerjunkler September 21, 2018

Kerspunkin 

A slang word for ejaculating in a woman.
"Ooops, I just Kerspunkind, You're on the pill right?"
Kerspunkin by hatedirtydancing December 25, 2009