kerbunkle

A carbuncle is a situation where one might find themselves between a rock and a hard spot.

She found herself in a kerbunkle.

by B*tchpl3as3 August 21, 2021

kerbunk

(Verb)
When an overweight individual is having sex on the top of a bunk bed, and the support gives way, crushing the poor bastard who's trying to sleep on the bottom bunk.

"Dude, why are you wearing that neck brace?"

"I was lying down and Timmy fucking kerbunked me, fracturing my spine"

by Brian H January 22, 2005

krunkle kick

a dance move characterized by lying on your side while kicking your right leg into the air in a spastic motion; popularized by the beaver boys

I was dancing with this chick all night but i finally sealed the deal when i pulled out my secret weapon, the krunkle kick

by the salad shooter October 14, 2009

Kerfunkle

To fuck shit up

I'm gonna kerfunkle your face

by Zathanial December 23, 2014

Kerfunklebops

A word to describe how astronomically bad a person slams another person. Usually used for fictional debates.

Example: Superman kerfunklebops Deku

by JayOverHeaven January 19, 2022

kerfuckle

In a really bad situation and very fucking confused

"I was in a kerfuckle when I realized I had left my ATM card at home".

by teachmcnetti June 4, 2005

Kerpunkleup

A Bahamian term describing a person who is severely intoxicated.

Man, that gal is kerpunkleup after all those drinks.

by Nicole Maltarp May 11, 2009