kerplow

Used to help a phrase that has a negative effect on another person.

KERPLOW! you were owned!

Kerplow! you got told!

by Chibi Sigma July 27, 2004

Kerplongus

A person who makes idiotic mistakes repeatedly, and who lacks all respect from his or her peers.

You fool, you blongus, you absolute kerplongus!

by pho cack March 11, 2020

Kerplopalopin

After a guy ejaculates inside a woman’s vagina, despite attempts at cleaning, it can stay present for rough 2-24hrs. During this period, at random (usually an inopportune moment), the warm cum will be discharged. This is kerplopalopin, it could be used as a noun or verb.

Omg, I was so annoyed, I was kerplopalopin yesterday in the middle of my presentation at work, and I totally lost focus.

by Loadsoflove February 18, 2023

kerploofkerburger

A Kerploofkerburger is the practice when a man sits in the couch cushions and waits for a man or women to sit on his face and either queef or fart in his mouth.

John: Kara didn’t know but she gave me a kerploofkerburger last night when she sat on the sofa.

by Kerploofkerburger April 16, 2020

kerploding

Used in an episode of enlightenment, expresses an ungodly amount of exploding.

"Hurry, the planet's kerploding!"

by we're high October 8, 2004

kerpow

kerpow is a cartoon phrase which can be used in a number of ways, mainly threatening

if u dont shu'up il kerpow your ass

by saneless October 23, 2004

kerplosion

A nightly occurence to the World of Warcraft servers. Then the forum bored. Then everybody goes out and gets laid. Well, some of us do.

1. Kerplosion! The WoW server went down again.

2. The WoW server has once again Kerploded.

by Samsong October 26, 2004