The country on the south west tip of Great Britain, separate from England. Home of the pasty, great cider and pirates. In conclusion, proper ansum place, innum?
Gent 1: "I say old bean, where are you from? That's a first rate accent you have."
Kernow or Cornwall is a beautiful Celtic nation in the farsouth west of Britain as defined by the Celtic League, Celtic Congress and various other pan-Celtic groups. Along with the other recognised Celtic nations, Eire, Alba, Cymru, Mannin and Breizh it boasts a Celtic language of its own – the key criterion of Celticity and distinct culture. Together with the other Celtic nations, the Cornish are fighting for more recognition of their identity, ethnicity and more say in their own governance. Kernow is also recognised as a Duchy and is entitled to it's own Stannary Parliament as granted under the Charter of Pardon of 1508 which is still law even today and gives the Stannary the right to veto any Westminster legislation.
Kernow is famous for its friendly people, fantastic beaches, great pasties and its passion for rugby !
kerpwn, kerpwning
v. To pwn at the greatest extent.
kerpwnage
n. The pure, raw, unadultered essence of kerpwning; possessing the ability to kerpwn.
kerpwned
adj. The state after a thorough kerpwning; an exclamation used after a thorough kerpwning.
Background: With the growing popularity of the word "pwn," it's only expected that the huddled masses will create offshoots in an attempt to expand their vocabulary without actually picking up a dictionary. As "pwn" is a step up from the word "own," so too is "kerpwn" a step up from "pwn."
kerpwn: "I plan to kerpwn the competition in this tournament."
kerpwning: "Man, trying to talk to this girl is kerpwning my brain."
kerpwned: "KERPWNED!"; "John's head just kerpwned that tree."; "I just got fucking kerpwned."
kerpwnage: "That...is the most kerpwnage thing I've ever seen."