kerpow 

kerpow is a cartoon phrase which can be used in a number of ways, mainly threatening

if u dont shu'up il kerpow your ass

kerpow by saneless October 23, 2004

kerpwnt 

To be owned.

j00 got uber kerpwnt!

kerpwnt by nocturnal January 23, 2003

Kernow 

The country on the south west tip of Great Britain, separate from England. Home of the pasty, great cider and pirates. In conclusion, proper ansum place, innum?

Gent 1: "I say old bean, where are you from? That's a first rate accent you have."

Gent 2: "Kernow my ansum, God's own country!"

Kernow by Cousin Jack February 28, 2010

Kernow 

Kernow or Cornwall is a beautiful Celtic nation in the far south west of Britain as defined by the Celtic League, Celtic Congress and various other pan-Celtic groups. Along with the other recognised Celtic nations, Eire, Alba, Cymru, Mannin and Breizh it boasts a Celtic language of its own – the key criterion of Celticity and distinct culture. Together with the other Celtic nations, the Cornish are fighting for more recognition of their identity, ethnicity and more say in their own governance. Kernow is also recognised as a Duchy and is entitled to it's own Stannary Parliament as granted under the Charter of Pardon of 1508 which is still law even today and gives the Stannary the right to veto any Westminster legislation.

Kernow is famous for its friendly people, fantastic beaches, great pasties and its passion for rugby !

Kernow by Davyth April 7, 2007

kerpwn 

kerpwn, kerpwning
v. To pwn at the greatest extent.

kerpwnage
n. The pure, raw, unadultered essence of kerpwning; possessing the ability to kerpwn.

kerpwned
adj. The state after a thorough kerpwning; an exclamation used after a thorough kerpwning.

Background: With the growing popularity of the word "pwn," it's only expected that the huddled masses will create offshoots in an attempt to expand their vocabulary without actually picking up a dictionary. As "pwn" is a step up from the word "own," so too is "kerpwn" a step up from "pwn."

kerpwn: "I plan to kerpwn the competition in this tournament."

kerpwning: "Man, trying to talk to this girl is kerpwning my brain."

kerpwned: "KERPWNED!"; "John's head just kerpwned that tree."; "I just got fucking kerpwned."

kerpwnage: "That...is the most kerpwnage thing I've ever seen."

kerpwn by Ruloi April 4, 2004

kerpow42 

An amazing poet from Peterborough who goes by the name of 'kerpow42' on the internet.
Especially on Twitter.

She is a Christian and will only wear her Red Converses.

And her blog which can be found at Wordpress.

She gave herself the name Kerpow! after deciding she was attracted to Red-Stuff and Comic Print.

She added the 42 due to the late great Douglas Adams.

"So are you following kerpow42 on Twitter yet?"

"Hell Yes! Her poetry moveeessss me <3"

kerpow42 by kerpow42 July 5, 2009

karpowich 

A hardcore Polish motherfucker.

Damn that kid is a bad ass.

Yah, he's a Karpowich

karpowich by The Pole22 November 24, 2013