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Kermigrue describes residual cheese, being any form of cheese left behind on a cutting board, knife or plate. It may describe the cheese left behind on a cheese grater, cheese that is stuck to a cheese knife, or bits of cheese that have fallen on the floor. Kermigrue may describe residue from soft and brittle cheese alike. Kermigrue may describe little bits of feta floating in an empty container, or hardened melted flecks of cheese affixed to a piece of cutlery. Kermigrue is not particularly desirable.
"Oh, I'd better sweep up all that kermigrue."
kermigrue by tetriot July 19, 2012

kermit suicide 

when ur done with everyone's shit so u decide to kermit suicide
I swear to God, I'm going to kermit suicide...
kermit suicide by nick's child December 31, 2016

kermitism 

A form of government much like communism but ran by a senate or house not a dictator. The main colors are red and Kermit green. this government would also follow the beliefs of kermit and the muppets. Kermitism is a peaceful form of government and would be focused on creating a peaceful equal utopia. You would be payed mostly on your needs but somewhat how hard you work. With this government the world would be a better place.
The government of this country is kermitism
kermitism by RandomPig7 June 8, 2018

kermit sewer slide 

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".
Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.
kermit sewer slide by Erofen April 20, 2017

kermetFrog 

Lame troll and ricecel who works in rice fields to survive.
This lame troll is a typical ricecel, must be a kermetFrog.
kermetFrog by nobody.22 January 13, 2023
Another word for committing suicide

If you are trying to find a more subtle way to announce your future death or simply a cry for help try using this word in front of your teachers and colleagues.
I’m kermitting sewersuade.

I’m gonna Kermit and blame the school system.
Kermit by anonymous October 29, 2018
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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