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For one member of a party to make plans on a get together, only to have that member of the party decomitt to the plan last minute.
Hey, we still doing the fantasy draft that Pierre set up tonight?

Nah, Pierre kermited us.
Kermited by 3am Dice August 31, 2017
To get really owned or dissed in some discussion or in some matter of life.
Guy: OMG, what am I going to do now! I just messed my life...

Girl: I'm sure you'll come up with something. What about your other plan?

Guy: Shit, that's true...

Girl: Plus, you don't even deserve any help. You're such a beach!

Guy: ... D:

Girl: Man, you just got kerried badly.
kerried by laram24 July 23, 2010
getting drunk, after kerry katona appeared to be drunk on 'this morning' tv show in the uk.
i'm getting kerried tonight!
kerried by caz68 February 28, 2009
A nickname for a green muppet frog made by a muppet pig... Oink
"Kermie where are you... Oink"
kermie by BEEZEETHREE February 21, 2017

KermitD77 

KermitD77 is a device of mass communication sharing information, facts and musically inspired jokes for people to enjoy in their daily lives. All the thoughts and facts originated from this device/media are true as hell.
KermitD77 is the best. We all need a KermitD77 at our homes .
KermitD77 by lusavlav May 30, 2020
she's the sweetest and the bestttt igl🥺❤️ the one who's always there to motivate others . As a person she is strong and brave and super kind at heart. If u met a kermiee( tho there can exist only one ;)) you'd be lucky to meet her <3
Oh she's such a kermieee
kermieee by Feyorrrr November 22, 2021
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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