keyfucked

When you are soooo focused on something else, you don't look at the keyboard, and type a random collection of letters, that the recieving party has no idea what you mean.

Davy: why the hell not?
Davy: come fish w/ me :-D
Fred: aifgr
Davy: aifgr?
Fred: I got keyfucked, sorry.

by stoners1224 July 10, 2010

Kerfuckered

adjective: Messed-Up, problematic, very difficult

verb: To fuck up, mutate, or twist.

"This Guitar Hero song is so Kerfuckered."

"The whole situation is kerfuckered up."

by Dustin Whitty December 5, 2007

kerfuckled

A thing or situation that is "fucked up". An unwanted event resulting in misfortune. Something gone terribly wrong.

Mary drank too much at the party and puked on the record player, thus rendering it completely kerfuckled. In this example, Mary may also be described as being kerfuckled as she was pukeing drunk, and also created a disruptive, "kerfuckled" social situation.

by lasagnaisyummy December 10, 2013

kerfucked

totally stuffed worse than fucked

this is totally kerfucked

by matthew August 28, 2003

Kerfucken

The sound a turducken makes when it explodes.

"Shit! That turducken's gonna 'splode!!"
*Everyone dives for cover*
KERFUCKEN!!!!

by MooseMan666 October 17, 2008

kerfucked

when your brain is all kerfuzzled and all fucked up at the same time

oh shit my brain is all kerfucked right now

by suburbian_jesus March 13, 2019

kerfuckery

The random acts of events that end up "fucking" things up in unexplaineable turns of events. Also used when "Sociables" are planning sketchy events of debauchery and shananigans.

The leader of Sociables was planning kerfuckery with Dawn .

by Srehak January 13, 2017