kerouacked 

kerouacked, adj. to act like famous author Jack Kerouac. i.e. drink lots of red wine and get all philosophical.

Dude, have you ever considered the possibility that we are just grains of sand on an infinite beach?
No, and when did you get all kerouacked?

kerouacked by Nate Clements April 5, 2008

kerouacsdog 

A micro-stake degenerate online poker player. Plays very tight, ABC poker, most of the time, but is prone to playing LAG now and again, when he's on tilt. Has played from 2nl up to 400PLO HU.
Is a winning player, long-term, likes to get his chips in good.

Unlucky with that badbeat, sir, but at least you got your chips in like a kerouacsdog.

kerouacsdog by Kaydog1 February 4, 2010

kerfucked 

totally stuffed worse than fucked

this is totally kerfucked

kerfucked by matthew August 28, 2003

kerfucked 

when your brain is all kerfuzzled and all fucked up at the same time

oh shit my brain is all kerfucked right now

kerfucked by suburbian_jesus March 13, 2019

kerfuckeditis

noun. A crippling disease that can unknowingly strike nearly anyone at any given time. Symptoms include: being the root cause of but not limited to at least 2 kerfucked situations. Also know as the Midas Touch of Shit but to an extreme. There is no know cure but it is said to leave as quickly as it had shown up.

Haven't you heard? He's got the Kerfuckeditis!

kerfuckeditis by scufff February 23, 2011

Kerouacking

Masturbating in a moving vehicle.

I think the guy in the Beamer next to us is kerouacking.

Kerouacking by Artax2112 December 5, 2010