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klownacide
klownacide by laFedia@Klownacide.com September 8, 2005
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Keona
Keona is the female version of the Hawaiian name Keoni. Meaning God's gracious gift.
Keona is naturally artistic and very beautiful. She has an amazing loving heart, extrememly smart and can make you smile on the cloudiest day.
People are generally very jealous of her beauty and will try anything to bring her down. But she is strong willed and a child of God, so those who are eaten with envy only look pathetic in His eye's.
Keona is naturally artistic and very beautiful. She has an amazing loving heart, extrememly smart and can make you smile on the cloudiest day.
People are generally very jealous of her beauty and will try anything to bring her down. But she is strong willed and a child of God, so those who are eaten with envy only look pathetic in His eye's.
Keona by BeInspired April 18, 2011
Keona
Keona is a beautiful girl. She is very talented and smart. People will try anything to bring her down but she is very strong. And she wish people will stop hating on her. And she is very popular.
Keona is great person.
Kelowna
Sometimes referred to as "K-town" or "shit-hole" Beautiful town located on both sides of the Okanagan lake. Population is roughly 30% old bastards, %40 college students, the rest is made up of equal parts rich pricks, crackheads, and hell's angels. Party central of the interior BC home to a whopping 3 clubs which cater to its D-bag patrons every weekend.
Favourite pass times of residents include golf, wine, boating, and complaining about how shitty it is to live here. Less expensive than Vancouver by a wide margin but still pricey. The struggle will be real for anyone under 50 who isn't drinking themselves to death with the wide variety of wines the local vineyards produce.
Pretty alright if you like cars, good driving roads and close to a few race tracks. West kelownians get real butt hurt when you say its part of regular Kelowna. Lots of artsy weirdos, no real jobs. Come on out for university or retirement but stay your ass in Vancouver or Calgary, there's nothing but a job at McDicks here for you. Neighborhoods include Rutland (ghetto), Black Mountain (rich assholes/upper class families), Lower mission (middle class), upper mission (condos), Glenmore/Dilworth (super rich assholes), South East Kelowna (vinyards), Downtown (yatchs/crackheads), Springfield (the mall), and the university. West kelowna is just a bunch of middle class chumps and a few fast food joints.
Favourite pass times of residents include golf, wine, boating, and complaining about how shitty it is to live here. Less expensive than Vancouver by a wide margin but still pricey. The struggle will be real for anyone under 50 who isn't drinking themselves to death with the wide variety of wines the local vineyards produce.
Pretty alright if you like cars, good driving roads and close to a few race tracks. West kelownians get real butt hurt when you say its part of regular Kelowna. Lots of artsy weirdos, no real jobs. Come on out for university or retirement but stay your ass in Vancouver or Calgary, there's nothing but a job at McDicks here for you. Neighborhoods include Rutland (ghetto), Black Mountain (rich assholes/upper class families), Lower mission (middle class), upper mission (condos), Glenmore/Dilworth (super rich assholes), South East Kelowna (vinyards), Downtown (yatchs/crackheads), Springfield (the mall), and the university. West kelowna is just a bunch of middle class chumps and a few fast food joints.
Tim: dude im transferring to UBCO in kelowna this semester
Shawn: Cool dude have fun
A few days later*
Tim: well i got stabbed twice and the RCMP gave me 6 fix-it tickets
Shawn: Rip
Shawn: Cool dude have fun
A few days later*
Tim: well i got stabbed twice and the RCMP gave me 6 fix-it tickets
Shawn: Rip
Kelowna by Big T, the small D March 25, 2020
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