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The last name of a Great, Close-Knit, Loving, Caring, and a Charismatic Family. Originated in Arkansas. Or that is whats thought. A very big family. That branches off into MANY more branches. But this is a good thing. Big christmas, etc. Keown pretty much can also be explained as Amazing:).
I am Logan Keown. From the Keown family. Son of Tim Keown.
Keown by Klogan August 6, 2009
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A large family who happen to enjoy a lot of alcohol. Originating from MacEoin in Connaught they have now spread to all over Ireland. An Irish name
I’m a Keown, give me alcohol or die
Keown by Hootybooty April 6, 2021
Related Words
Keown • keowna • Keowned • Mr. Keown • keoni • klown • Keon • Keontae • Keona • Keondre
A weird Scottish last name that smells like pee
You are a Keown.
Keown by ithinkmydoghastopee January 17, 2024
One who is Assistant Principal at Stephens County High School, who usually is gettting on to the cousin fuckers about dirt in their lip, or buffing Mr. Kershs’ head at about 7:15 in the morning. Seen usually snitching to a SRO, or playing grab ass with all the senior females.
Mr. Keown was in his office searching my phone for child pornography.
Mr. Keown by Thecunthimself September 25, 2018

Also Known As 

This is a phrase used to introduce aliases, nicknames, working names, legalised names, author’s pen names and so on. Identical in meaning to the old English word Yclept, it is often abbreviated to AKA.
Politicians, also known as two-faced exponents of weasel words.
Also Known As by AKACroatalin May 17, 2015

klownacide

The act of killing a klown.
It's time for another klownacide.
klownacide by laFedia@Klownacide.com September 8, 2005

The protester formerly known as Sir James and now just as James 

The idea that you must fight corruption (and probably) toasters in any capacity you have, particularly when they occur in government. The calling card of those opposing the toaster revolution, a cause that some say isn't really about kitchen appliances but about hostile governments, evil walrii and vikings under Norway battling for world domination.
The evil walrii, said to already have subversively conquered most of North america, and if they wanted to, Mexico, are secretly infamous for installing fake robot governments and hiding the truth about Canada.
Violent uprisings widely and inaccurately publicized as "elections" or "world summits" demonstrate the public's growing concern at the threat the walrii pose to both humanity and the eyes (they are hideous).
It has been claimed that the protester formerly known as Sir James and now just as James, is a real man, and the leader of the opposition to the toaster revolution, there is much debate on the issue and "what it all means".
Of those that believe he exists some say he is a gentleman and a scholar, others denounce him as merely being drunk.
No one knows where he was born, his age, or his favorite color. Even under torture this information would not be revealed by he or his "associates", or randomly selected members of the public. The mystery remains.
Man, idea or nonsense the name is central in the "toaster revolution" as a symbol against corruption, deceit and all things evil in government and kitchenware stores.
"The protester formerly known as Sir James and now just as James"
"ZZZZZ"
"Not again!"

"These toaster lover sure are lazy!"

"It's just too long!"

"What is?"

"The name. I mean the protester formerly known as SI- Dammit Frank!"

"ZZZ-What?!"

"Never mind let's just take over this joint."

"Right"

"OK. In the name of the for-"

"ZZZZZ"

"God dammit!"
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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