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An habitual need to whine and moan about every aspect of your life. An afliction that causes verbal diahorrea and cerebral constipation at the same time.
oh no he has caught kenitis
kenitis by Mulli August 15, 2006
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An habitual need to whine and moan about every aspect of your life. An afliction that causes verbal diahorrea and cerebral constipation at the same time.
oh no he has caught kenitis
kenitis by Mulli August 16, 2006
Kinitis
/kin-I-tiz/
noun

a medical condition that results as a combination of situation depression from being anywhere that isn't Kin Games, withdraw from the 900 best friends you just made, the collecive hangover from 4 days and nights of drinking, and some form of actual oral/throat infection after having made out with aforementioned 900 best friends
I thought I was going to die the week after Kin Games because my kinitis was so bad!

Ohhhhh this kinitis is hell on earth!

I need to go grab some A&W to help fix this kinitis....
kinitis by KGBeauty May 6, 2014

Kernitis 

The excessive need of an animal to masturbate uncontrollably while sitting on a perch.
I think Frankie has kernitis, he just won't stop masturbating.
Kernitis by Laquishashaniquashanaynay September 5, 2011

kentish builder 

When fucking, the man pulls out and proceeds to cum along the arse crack of his partner and then firmly presses both cheeks together (acting as a polyfiller). The process is then repeated until the arsecrack is sealed shut.
Was rutting my bird last night, and finished with the Kentish builder. She couldn't shit for 3 days until the seal wore off.

Kentish Town Salad Sandwich 

Two women sit with force on the face of a man while he "nuzzles" his nose into the asshole of one woman and his tongue in the others sphincter.
Dave "Hey Steve, I wanted to toss Kates salad, and she had invited Amy, so I killed two birds with one stone and made a Kentish Town Salad Sandwich... They loved it!"

Kentisbere away 

When a friend makes an outrageous statement but you want to call him a cunt him in a non-serious way
Friend: FIFA isn't as good as pro evo

You: You are a Kentisbere away you know that?
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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