kenitis 

An habitual need to whine and moan about every aspect of your life. An afliction that causes verbal diahorrea and cerebral constipation at the same time.

oh no he has caught kenitis

kenitis by Mulli August 15, 2006

kenitis 

An habitual need to whine and moan about every aspect of your life. An afliction that causes verbal diahorrea and cerebral constipation at the same time.

oh no he has caught kenitis

kenitis by Mulli August 16, 2006

kinitis 

Kinitis
/kin-I-tiz/
noun

a medical condition that results as a combination of situation depression from being anywhere that isn't Kin Games, withdraw from the 900 best friends you just made, the collecive hangover from 4 days and nights of drinking, and some form of actual oral/throat infection after having made out with aforementioned 900 best friends

I thought I was going to die the week after Kin Games because my kinitis was so bad!

Ohhhhh this kinitis is hell on earth!

I need to go grab some A&W to help fix this kinitis....

kinitis by KGBeauty May 6, 2014

Kernitis 

The excessive need of an animal to masturbate uncontrollably while sitting on a perch.

I think Frankie has kernitis, he just won't stop masturbating.

Kernitis by Laquishashaniquashanaynay September 5, 2011

kentish builder 

When fucking, the man pulls out and proceeds to cum along the arse crack of his partner and then firmly presses both cheeks together (acting as a polyfiller). The process is then repeated until the arsecrack is sealed shut.

Was rutting my bird last night, and finished with the Kentish builder. She couldn't shit for 3 days until the seal wore off.

kentish builder by A Man from Kent March 24, 2017

Kentish Town Salad Sandwich 

Two women sit with force on the face of a man while he "nuzzles" his nose into the asshole of one woman and his tongue in the others sphincter.

Dave "Hey Steve, I wanted to toss Kates salad, and she had invited Amy, so I killed two birds with one stone and made a Kentish Town Salad Sandwich... They loved it!"

Kentish Town Salad Sandwich by hotsauce1 September 17, 2010

Kentisbere away 

When a friend makes an outrageous statement but you want to call him a cunt him in a non-serious way

Friend: FIFA isn't as good as pro evo

You: You are a Kentisbere away you know that?

Kentisbere away by Maninshades May 2, 2014