Keninism

I’m just Ken

- Did you see the new barbie?
• Yeah it was pretty mid, but man that Ryan Gosling really made me feel Kenough. I’ve joined keninism.

by AnyMoreFieldsToFillInAndIQuit August 13, 2023

kewinism

The movement that started to become noticed under Kewin at RU. Kewinism is a state of mind similar to that of dead-heads, so basically followers of Kewinism are New-age dead-heads who are at one with themselves. They also promote peace, going into trances and leaving their bodies, psychedelics, hallucinogens, and collaborating with the major religions of the world. Rituals are held twice a week in forms of bible study and soup lunches. New recruits are often friends and associates of its members. The head figure of this cult is Kewin who was taught about Kewinism by his mentor, Mich. However, Kewin was the one who brought Kewinism out into mainstream college life, thereby reaching thousands with the message of Mich. The message is "being one with the universe and reaching the status of light beings who transcend this dimension."

Person#1: Hey brother are you going to bible study?

Person#2: Yeah after I get a little high. I need to open my mind to kewinism.

Person#1: Yeah, right on brother, I think I will join you.

by Inspecta Dec August 3, 2010

Kevinism

Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin Mahaney. Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is the Bush´s baked bean can. The religion is very common in greater Cincinnati. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming ramen noodles. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.

Kevinism is the only religion anyone should follow.

by Will Golden November 19, 2018

Kevinism

Kevinism is the best religion ever. It is a religion dictated by thy almighty Kevin Karakas for all eternity under the Prophet Emil's name.

Person A: What's Kevinism?
Person B: STFU uneducated bitch.

by Prophet Emil September 13, 2021

KENNism

Taken from the Japanese 'KENN'. The act of completely fouling up your sentence structure, but making it look good.

Hi ! Boys&Girls ! ! All was fine ?

by Kat November 2, 2004

kevinism

Political and Religious movement at SDA. Anti Republicans and democrats because they are both missing the point of life. Pro humanitarian and maintaining animal and plant life, but not vegetarian, ...man was meant to eat meat.

All men in this believe must follow man law, or you are a girl.
Girls don't have to follow man law but they may if they choose.

Happiness and living in the moment are necessary as well as a high self of steam and contentness with yourself.

Generally members of this believe believe that the government suck.

you must also love waffles!!!!!

Kevinism is :The offspring of James Bond, Mr. Davidson, and a female hippie (we need a girl in there somewhere).

by Kevin Brice May 11, 2008

kevinism

Kevinism is a lifestyle designed by Kevin in the late 20th century. Thousands have caught on to this brilliantly amazing way of living and are now stabbing people by the 10's.

I will drown you in a hot pot of coffe while stabbing you in the foot and eating pizza.

by Kevin duh you retard December 7, 2004