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The definition for KEIFE is as follows:
dirty pussy snatch
My hair looks like keife!
keife by mj snatchnhowser May 13, 2005
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Keilee is the sweetest girl you will ever find. She is a down to earth type of girl. She is very shy with people she doesn’t know but once she’s comfortable around you she is crazy! A Keilee always loves a good challenge. She is a special girl that everyone deserves to have. All she wishes is to be noticed and to fit in. She is very insecure even if there is no reason to. Let her know she is appreciated and loved. It’s all she truly seeks. A Keilee will love her partner unconditionally and will never give up on you unless you give up on her first.
Guy 1: She’s so sweet

Guy 2: Who?
Guy1: Keilee
Keilee by Anonymous2023 March 14, 2018

Keif Massage 

A pleasurable tingling feeling in the back of the throat after pulling a straight keif bowl on a nice cool bong. This massaging feeling is usually desired after hooting a bowl that was particularly harsh on the throat.
Yo that last hit was pretty harsh, gimme a bowl full of keif for a nice keif massage to make it better
Keif Massage by ST Dancergirl December 15, 2014

Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard
That hot dude from keeper of the lost cities
Jenny: oh my god! Keefe is so hot!
Susan: he's not real jen
Jenny: SHUT UP SUSAN THAT'S WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU , YOU FAT BITCH
Keefe by I AM SARCASM July 17, 2020

Keefe Sencen 

Keefe Sencen is the most amazing, popular, hot, charming elf of The Lost Cities. Keefe Sencen is a fantastic character in the book, Keeper of the lost Cities by: Shannon Messenger. One of his nicknames is: Lord Hunkyhair and he has a MASSIVE crush on his friend Sophie Foster. Keefe’s ability is an empath.
Teacher: the sun is the hottest thing in the galaxy.

Student: umm, sorry to interrupt but have you heard of Keefe Sencen?
Keefe Sencen by Kotlc buddy :) January 17, 2021

Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi retard claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel (Not the real Wilhelm Keitel), the owner of a discord server known as "The Authority". And this disease has then spread from Wilhelm Keitel to his followers. This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons and brain cells, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please go see a f***ing psycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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