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Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi retard claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel (Not the real Wilhelm Keitel), the owner of a discord server known as "The Authority". And this disease has then spread from Wilhelm Keitel to his followers. This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons and brain cells, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please go see a f***ing psycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard
Related Words
"Keitels" states as People who have "Keitel" in their name, accosiated with the discord server "The Authority", founded by a discord user by the name of "Wilhelm Keitel", for example: Razor Keitel, Tapo Hans Keitel, Red Keitel, Marie Keitel etcetera.
Most of them have the Gothic Font used in their usernames.
Jovian: Why do they all have the word "Keitel" in their name?

Wilhelm Keitel, Founder of the Authority: Oh they're just accosiated with me.
Erwin: Buncha god damn Keitels...
Keitels by Jovian123 January 13, 2021

Ketteismo 

"Hellk" - Ketteismo
Ketteismo by Luzinu April 16, 2022
Sayings or other oddities expressed by Keith Hernandez (the former 1st baseman for the New York Mets).
-"That's an el bomberoni!"
-Well that's a Keithism; if I ever heard one.
Keithism by 5Mets7 August 6, 2011
The religion of Keith Kogane. Keith is so hot, I'd let him stab me with his blade.
Example:

Person A: What religion do you follow?

Person B: I practice Keithism

Person A:..what
Keithism by KeithLikesHippos May 2, 2019
The religion based around the following of a young man named keith
"My good fellow, does thou practice Keithism?"
Keithism by Spectre42 January 5, 2022
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