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The twitter equivalent of nightblogging. You could call it night tweeting, but since owls are out at night rather than birds that tweet, hooting would be a more appropriate term.
"Did you see Jenny's ridiculous tweets from last night? I almost thought I was on tumblr witnessing the nightblogging."
"Yeah, it was pretty late. After a certain hour she tends to start hooting."
Hooting by anachronism JN June 1, 2013
Words you can keep
The act of washing someone else's body with a sponge
"I heard Leland was hooting Tiffany and she queefed."
"That's just nasty, hooting is supposed to be clean nig."
Hooting by jacoboTN182 March 30, 2008
Casual dating or dating for fun; attachments you pursue for fun, not commitment.
I am hooting my friend
Hooting by likaaa October 11, 2023
To take a hit from a Vape which in this situation, is called a hoot
Here lad can i have a hoot.
Pass me the hoot.
I need to but a new hoot.
They were caught hooting in the bathroom by Mr Barry the fucking cunt
Hooting by theslaybitch December 15, 2023

hooting dick hole

(n) A person who likes to make bad jokes in public, usually sexual or homophobic, with intent to offend people for lulz. More commonly called trolls. These people usually do not have any friends who are not hooting dick holes, because anybody else would be repulsed by them.
"Although the player base can charitably be described as 'lively', and uncharitably described as 'a bunch of hooting dick holes'" - Yahtzee Crenshaw on Xbox Live Members
hooting dick hole by Emily Rem November 25, 2009

Hooting Devices 

Occasionally useful code among men for a womans breasts.
"Did you see the Hooting Devices on Marcy?

"See them? Theyre already in the Spank Bank"

Hooting chuffer 

Somebody who laughs when they don't know what the joke is about
S: .... And then i said your a big old goat richard
J: hahahaha
D: Ha... Ha... Ha
J: You weren't there, why are you being such a hooting chuffer?
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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