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Taking good dank weed that's covered in crystals (trichs) and stripping them from the buds to make hash, reducing their potency.
Why does Medical MJ in Cali always appear keifed?
Keifed by Drugged Warrior November 3, 2010
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to put keif (the crystal-like substance found on marijuana buds) on you bong hit/bowl pack.
Kevin: Hey, John, do you want to put keif on your bong rip?

John: Na man, i just keifed like 10 minutes ago.
keifed by OnTopallDay November 18, 2009
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Keifer Sutherkush 

A high level strain or marijuana based on the life of the talented actor, Keifer Sutherland
Man that Keifer Sutherkush was smooth. Kuuuush
Keifer suutherkushhhh..
Keifer Sutherkush by The Kushinator December 6, 2009

knifedildo

A device in which one end is a large, penis-shaped dildo, while the other end is a 7-inch steel blade.
Girl: "I haven't been able to walk since I used the knifedildo."
Guy: "Which end did you use?!"
knifedildo by Derek Longass February 11, 2010
Combination of Keif and reefer. Used among well informed potheads to refer to dank that gets its power from the the crystals/orange hairs/and fine resin particles (keif)that come off a kind bud. When smoked a very very intense high will ensue.

Not to be confused with Keith, which is a really fat joint, though the term probably originated from people somehow misusing Keith for Keif.
We smoked Keifer and then drove to Krystals for a bag of burgers.
Keifer by TheRightIsRight October 1, 2009

nigger knifed 

The act of stabbing someone with a nigger knife.
If a street nigger pulled his malt liquor bottle away from his bumper lips and broke it on one of those nigger benches and then stabbed some caucasian people, that would be a good example of someone being nigger knifed.
nigger knifed by omegs greek August 6, 2010
A verb most commonly heard in online FPS (First-Person Shooters.) It is the act of stabbing another player or person with a knife and thus killing them instantly.
Guy:Damn, some noob came up behind me and knifed me.
knifed by Alex the Chao September 5, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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