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to put keif (the crystal-like substance found on marijuana buds) on you bong hit/bowl pack.
Kevin: Hey, John, do you want to put keif on your bong rip?

John: Na man, i just keifed like 10 minutes ago.
keifed by OnTopallDay November 18, 2009
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Keifer Sutherkush 

A high level strain or marijuana based on the life of the talented actor, Keifer Sutherland
Man that Keifer Sutherkush was smooth. Kuuuush
Keifer suutherkushhhh..
Keifer Sutherkush by The Kushinator December 6, 2009

knifedildo

A device in which one end is a large, penis-shaped dildo, while the other end is a 7-inch steel blade.
Girl: "I haven't been able to walk since I used the knifedildo."
Guy: "Which end did you use?!"
knifedildo by Derek Longass February 11, 2010
Combination of Keif and reefer. Used among well informed potheads to refer to dank that gets its power from the the crystals/orange hairs/and fine resin particles (keif)that come off a kind bud. When smoked a very very intense high will ensue.

Not to be confused with Keith, which is a really fat joint, though the term probably originated from people somehow misusing Keith for Keif.
We smoked Keifer and then drove to Krystals for a bag of burgers.
Keifer by TheRightIsRight October 1, 2009

nigger knifed 

The act of stabbing someone with a nigger knife.
If a street nigger pulled his malt liquor bottle away from his bumper lips and broke it on one of those nigger benches and then stabbed some caucasian people, that would be a good example of someone being nigger knifed.
nigger knifed by omegs greek August 6, 2010
A verb most commonly heard in online FPS (First-Person Shooters.) It is the act of stabbing another player or person with a knife and thus killing them instantly.
Guy:Damn, some noob came up behind me and knifed me.
knifed by Alex the Chao September 5, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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