keeters 

a woman with usually large breasts that has extremely wide nipples about the size of a rather large pepperoni most commonly found on black or italian women

I got his sisterd bra off last night and she had some of the biggest and nicest keeters I've ever seen I proceeded to cum all over them

keeters by thtshitscrazy March 24, 2009

keetered 

BOTH drunk and stoned.

"Man, we were drunk last night, but you were totally stoned too." "Yeah, dude. I was pretty keetered."

keetered by SwingBatter October 12, 2009

Vagina-Keepers 

The "Vagina-Keepers" is an alternative label to the group of "Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminists" TERF who act as gatekeepers to womanhood by trying to deny MtF (male to female) trans individuals their identity and access to shared protections, based on their lack of a vagina at birth.
After having spent generations fighting to stop using this reductive criteria.

Vagina Keepers is a tongue-in-cheek cross play on the term Gatekeeper who is a person who controls access to something and The Vagina Monologues, a play criticised for its conflation of vaginas as women and women as their vaginas.

The Vagina-Keepers are notorious for making trans-phobic statements such as "I say I'm a unicorn, so that makes me one" as a means to degrade and diminish the trans experience and existence.

Vagina-Keepers by Tan2016 April 27, 2019

Kingdom Keepers 

An awesome book series by Ridley Pearson. It is about a group of kids from five different schools (which actually exist) that get sent to Disney World (in Orlando) to be subjects for a DHI, Daylight Hologram Imaging / Disney Host Interactive project. This allows tourists to ask questions to projected hologram guides all over the parks. However, something went wrong when they compiled their data. When they fall asleep at night, they wake up as their hologram selves in the park. This may sound fun, but it turns out the Disney villains are real! It would be cool if one of them "went" to Dr. Phillips High School, the one adjacent to Universal Studios. But no, it's a DISNEY book... not a UNIVERSAL one.

Hey man! I wonder if they really are going to put DHIs in Disney just like they did in the Kingdom Keepers!.

Kingdom Keepers by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 27, 2011

finders keepers 

derived from an old children's adage "finders keepers, losers weepers",which basically asserts that anything found or discovered by someone automatically entitles them to ownership of that property.

"so that bag of money that fell off the armored car onto your front lawn...you gonna return it to the bank?"

"nope. finders keepers....so see you in Mexico!"

finders keepers by polo November 29, 2004

Book keepers

An alcohol drink, containing half a redbull and a shot of tequila, taken as a shot. Invented at Old Queens Tavern in New Brunswick, NJ, by Pete.

I did 3 book keepers last night, got in a fight, and stayed up til 6 am to get breakfast.

Book keepers by micmaher March 12, 2011

vibe keeter 

something or someone that ruined your vibe

nah son, this treesh really a vibe keeter

vibe keeter by bigbeonz August 2, 2021