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keel-haul 

v. - invented by pirates, the act of tieing up a person and dragging them through the water behind a boat.
The pirates who found the stow-away keel-hauled the lad until he drowned.
keel-haul by LoneOutlaw666 May 25, 2004

keel haul 

A punishment for sailors, in which the sailor is tied up and hauled under the ship along the entire length of the keel resulting in many scrapes, cuts and slivers.
A good keel Haulin' will straighten out that lazy cabin boy.
keel haul by Nuculus September 30, 2006

Keel Haul 

When an item is dropped down the front of someones pants, dragged across the taint, and up the back before removal.
"Look at him over there, he has no idea I keel hauled his stapler"
Keel Haul by Sidecar Driver December 1, 2019

Keel Hauled 

A punishment aboard a ship or boat in which the offenders arms are tied to two seperate ropes. He is then thrown off of the ships bow and hauled under the ships keel (bottom) from bow to stern. Ships keels are covered with barnnicals which are sharp ans shred skin. Half the sailors do not survive this punishment due to drowning or loss of blood.
The Ships Bosan's Mate is going to be keel hauled by the Captain for stealin rum.
Keel Hauled by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008

keel hauling 

Receiving any kind of action from a girl, such as making out, blowjobs, eating out, sex, hand jobs, etc.
I got keel hauled by this hot babe last weekend.
keel hauling by Your Mom May 21, 2005

Keel Hauling 

When having sex, you pull out your penis and drag it across their butt and/or vagina
Right before I came I started keel hauling
Keel Hauling by TiddyBandit October 24, 2022
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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