Filthy Fisherman

When your getting ready to have sex with a woman and she makes fun of your small penis. So you slip her a ruffie and when she passes out, you stuff cans of Chicken by the Sea Tuna fish up her ass. Then you dig through her purse and use her lipstick to write Charlie on her forehead.

That chick I picked up at the bar last night dissed me so I ran a filthy fisherman on her.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

Jewkey

Stupid and cheap.

Man this Ipod is jewkey.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

Donald Duck Navy

Another term for the United States Coast Guard.

The Donald Duck Navy picked up 25 more Cubans floating on a 55 chevy in the Gulf of Mexico.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

Sexame Street Freak

Some one who wants to have sex with Sesame Street Characters.

Man I'm suck a Sexame street freak, I would love to stick my mushroom tip in that hot ass Elmo.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

Maranaise

What black people call mayonaise.

Gimme extra maranaise on my samich.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

Shitty Pelican

When you blow a load in your girls butt. She then runs to your neighbors house and blows the load all over thier cars windshield.

That bitch next door shitty pelicaned my car again last night.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

Ring Around the Rosy

Getting ganged raped by the tellitubbies

Man I just got a ring around the rosy, I just shit a pinwheel.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008