Nordic Alien body-snatchers that see the earth as a farm, and humans as the most profitable crop. They will casually “drop-in” on an unsuspecting human and take their body for a spin, much like they are test-driving a new car. Of course, if there are a few dents or scratches later, or the car was involved in a felony, that wasn’t THEIR doing. Humans are so stupid and easy to manipulate, after all.

Part of the whole “Ancient Astronaut/Ancient Alien” club that genetically modified our species for their own gain, and that are planning a non-hostile take over by just whispering stupid stuff in our ears, and occupying the best-looking and most gullible bodies and turning them into world leaders while they have wild sex and orgies, and the poor humans don’t even get the benefit of a reach-around.

Man, do you see that guy over there blinking uncontrollably and telling everyone to give up their guns and get chipped like cattle?

Ah yeah, dude, he is totally a Kayeen in drop-tech. Watch your kids around him.

Man, do you see that guy over there blinking uncontrollably and telling everyone to give up their guns and get chipped like cattle?

Ah yeah, dude, he is totally a Kayeen in drop-tech. Watch your kids around him.

kayeen by Hoisin Saucy September 17, 2019

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Kaylen

This is a person who knows things. She brings out the best in everyone. Her name means keeper of the keys, she unlocks the best things about us and make us shine. She is talented, very funny, and beautiful. On the inside and out. She is a real angel. She might be a bit "violent" but in reality, what you say hurts her. No matter how tough she appears. She is a real people pleaser. No matter how many times she messes up, she did not have the strive to hurt. She can be your best friend or your worst enemy. She loves God with all her heart. She is a good person.

Dude/Dudette #1: Is that Kaylen?
Dude/Dudette #2: Yes, that is her.
Dude/Dudette #3: Oh , I know her. She is awesome.

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kynen

lmao imogen said no 😎😎😎😎

i'm sorry kynen I just want to be friends

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Kaylen

Noun- A real cool cat. She's talkative and hates horror movies. She enjoys music and is so childish yet wise beyond her years at the same time. Smart, funny and beautiful are all words that could be used to describe her. She's caring for everyone sometimes to a fault. Anything she does she puts her heart and soul into and it's adorable. Has a lot of little quirks that a lot of people might think are stupid but they're really great. Kaylen is a real catch. Shes hard to find but if you can make sure you cherish her because she's the best thing that will ever happen to you.

"Kaylen is the best"

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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