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A bastardization of the word ketchup, for people who like to garnish their burgers and dogs and swear at the same time. Goes well with mouseturd.
Cecil: Hey! Ya got any katshit or mouseturd for these here burgers?
Gloria: <sigh> What are you, four? Can't you even speak without swearing?
Cecil: <rolls his eyes> Tse, I'm just kiddin', for fuck's sake! ... so do ya got any or what?
katshit by ocius1 April 6, 2009
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A Kaisha is a very attractive girl she will make you laugh all the time!
kaisha by kaisha's girlfriend October 17, 2019
A girl who is mature for her age and is mistaken way older than the age she actually is. Someone with big thoughts but doesn’t know how to say it or feels shy to say it . Kanishka can be one of the people who hangs out with people who are mean but is mostly the nicest out of the group. She is a selfie lover . Most of her selfies turn out cute and perfect. She can also whoop your ass and fight you till you give up if you mess with her or someone that’s her friend. A daydreamer. She is strong that she dares to go against stronger people . She has gifted talents and has extra power in languages.
A new girl : OMG , who is that girl and how is she fight a boy who looks way older than her ?
A girl who knows Kanishka : That’s Kanishka , the boy pushed and disrespected her brother. So she is fighting him.
Kanishka by Mdmdmemdm February 6, 2019
Kaisha Is a girl that no matter how hard you try you can't stop thinking about her. Whether you spoke to her yesterday or 3 years ago you still think about her everyday!

She is somebody that can make you laugh uncontrollably, somebody who can make you want to be yourself around her and somebody who can change your world without even trying.Her presence instantly commands the respect of everyone she meets. Perfection is the word that describes her--every single characteristic and feature of her is flawless.

Kaisha Loves deeper than most and extremely loyal . She’s Scared to disappoint, especially her family and friends. Very direct but not rude. But will stand up for herself and others.She's adorable, but can be sexy when ever she wants. Usually has piercing green eyes or piercing blue eyes. She has many tattoos and pretty brown hair.

Get yourself a Kaisha!
I wish I had a Kaisha in my life, instead of these wack females!
Kaisha by Viccy S December 9, 2019
Katfish is the most amorevolous and mirific cavernicolous fish in the modern state of Lemgo. Its tail is golden and its words are poetry. Some say, the Katfish is a frankenfish, but according to Henning van Jodes this really is just fake news made up by biologists who would've vended their very first-born to have made the groundbreaking discovery of the Katfish. It has been scientifically proven, that the first contact with the Katfish was absolved by Apache. Various experts suggest the assumption that Apache still approaches Katfish, but keeps it a secret for the prevention of media scrum.

Scholars generally agree that the Katfish was raised in the Republic of Oberbieber and spoke a dialect of Cute as its first language. The Katfish went to sea at a young age and travelled widely, as far as seaweed grows and quotes it is best known for worldwide are the scientific terms of "perf" (not to be mistaken with perv) and "def".

Therefore a person named Katfish is the embodiement of grace and seaweed. When calling a person Katfish, this means the deepest love, devotion and a "huge craving for crisps"(1).

(1) Quote by Enis (MySpäti Berlin)
Your tail is breathtakingly golden/your words sound like deep poetry to me, are you a Katfish?

Do you wanna be my Katfish?
Katfish by Fürst December 17, 2020

Karishma 

Karishma is a brave girl who will stand up for her friends and win every fright. She is honest and so funny. Karishma is also Hindi for miracle. She knows what a real friend is and she is one and is a great writer and when she finds her passion no matter who tells her she’s bad at it, she’ll keep pursuing it. She loves giving nick names to people and her family loves her and she loves them back. She believes in God and in her word and she is very kind and if you have the chance to meet her never loose her. Don’t fight her or she will come after you and win. She’s also a bit boy crazy and Insecure but doesn’t show it. She cares about people’s feelings and is very pretty and cute. She’s smart, cool, loves to talk and make new friends too.
Karishma: (Talks to lonely girl) Hi I’m Karishma what’s your name?
Lonely Girl: (She thinks: Wow a girl is actually taking to me!? This is amazing)

Boy 1: Wow I like her she’s so nice and pretty

Boy 2: She’s in my Math class she’s smart and she’s reallt cool and funny.
Karishma by Stephanie Keeps you calm December 24, 2018