A Iranian name, used by parents to make sure their kid becomes the biggest douchebag. Every single guy named Kardokh is the biggest dickhead and will completely break your confidence. A Kardokh is typically known for either fucking your girlfriend or dropping 40 points on your head...
First Dud: "Oh, no... it's a Kardokh. Hide your girlfriend and get offthe court!!!"
Second Dude: "Not again man!!!"
This man is the hottest man you will ever meet. He's skinny, but fit. Brown hair and the prettiest blue eyes. He's cute and sexy at the same time. He knows how to make his girl smile. He's a man who you can always have a good time with. His dreams are as big as his heart and he will always help somebody out if they need him. He is respectful and kind. He likes playing computer games and spending his time on discord. Kārļuks also goes by "the best beat maker alive" and "Navroku". He's very talented. He's funny. He's sweet and independent. He's the best friend you can ever imagine having, and for sure the best boyfriend a girl can imagine having. You can always talk to him about anything, at any hour of the day or night. He is very sexy and has a big dick :)
When a female is going down on a male, and she so drunk she can't seem to put the penis into her mouth, yet she's moaning at it as it sloshes around her face. This is usually accompanied with a fair amount of saliva which in turn, smears her hair onto her face and looks like sweat from a live concert performance.
A new craze wherein folks bring their goats to a karaoke bar, get shit-facedand then reach a point where they are completely unselfconscious on the stage doing a duet with the goat.