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Kārļuks 

This man is the hottest man you will ever meet. He's skinny, but fit. Brown hair and the prettiest blue eyes. He's cute and sexy at the same time. He knows how to make his girl smile. He's a man who you can always have a good time with. His dreams are as big as his heart and he will always help somebody out if they need him. He is respectful and kind. He likes playing computer games and spending his time on discord. Kārļuks also goes by "the best beat maker alive" and "Navroku". He's very talented. He's funny. He's sweet and independent. He's the best friend you can ever imagine having, and for sure the best boyfriend a girl can imagine having. You can always talk to him about anything, at any hour of the day or night. He is very sexy and has a big dick :)
Everybody needs a Kārļuks in their life.
Kārļuks by hisgirl:* January 25, 2021
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Karlukification

A narrowed version of Turkification that focuses on Karluk Turkic peoples (mainly Uzbeks and Uyghurs, as well as other Karluk-related groups), with the aim to create a unified Karluk-backed theme and removing earlier non-Karluk links.
The Uzbeks were originally a Kipchak people under Muhammad Shaybani, who expelled the Timurids out of Central Asia and seized the former Chagatai realm. Once they conquered the Central Asian heartland, the Shaybanid Uzbeks underwent a massive Karlukification, out of their admiration of Timur and the Timurid achievements. By the 17th century, the Uzbeks were largely assimilated and lost their original Kipchak origins, thus forming the identity of modern Karlukified Uzbeks that reside in modern-day Uzbekistan and nearby.
Karlukification by The Doraemons February 14, 2026
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