kaoner 

has a fucking roblox girlfriend, micro cock, is a fatass, emo, only likes the worst underground music, shit music taste in general, lisp, talkth likeths thith, syd wannabe from toy story one, normally named jacob

"You hear that rumbling?"
"OH NO! Kaoners coming!"
"Hide your chips!"

kaoner by corzar the man November 19, 2023

Baby Kaner

Nickname for the small infant on skates, Patrick Kane.

"Hey look, Baby Kaner had a sick snipe on the powerplay."

Baby Kaner by Rec1818 May 27, 2009

Kaconer 

Retard beyond belief

This dude can’t spell, what a Kaconer

Kaconer by E g g May 7, 2019

Kanertnut 

Noun.

A natural formation that can provide cover, and/or a place to smoke marijuana.

This giant pile of boulders under some trees is a total kanertnut.

Kanertnut by Glamoiglia September 29, 2011

kaone 

Kaone is an amazing girl who loves being around her friends but hates fake people. Loves being petty and is gr8 at it ! She has a foreign name ;) she's beautifullll ! Everyone wish they were Kaone because she's hella funny !

Damn is that Kaone ? Ugh I wish I was her

kaone by Franklin.006 October 1, 2017

Kaner 

The nickname of Patrick Kane of the chicago blackhawks

kaner is fillllthy, of course kaner had a problem with .21 cents in a cab

Kaner by blackhawks fan February 24, 2010

Kanero 

The love of my life. The half of my heart. The piece of my soul. The cells of my brain. The bloods of my veins. The light of my path. The gusts in each my breath. The beautiful line of my favorite poem. The romantic scene of my favorite movie. The peaceful harmony of my favorite song. He is a combination of things that I really admire; sky, twilight and rainㅡ everything makes me comfortable and lulled. He was a comfort, a security, and a need. All in one. It had a name. I called him, Home.

"Kanero? I think he was the blessed gift."
"I love me better when I'm with Kanero."

Kanero by Naina De Jordan May 12, 2023