has a fucking roblox girlfriend, micro cock, is a fatass, emo, only likes the worst underground music, shit music taste in general, lisp, talkth likeths thith, syd wannabe from toy story one, normally named jacob
"You hear that rumbling?"
"OH NO! Kaoners coming!"
"Hide your chips!"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).