Kaner

The nickname of Patrick Kane of the chicago blackhawks

kaner is fillllthy, of course kaner had a problem with .21 cents in a cab

by blackhawks fan February 25, 2010

Kaner

(Noun)
1. When you're turned on by the Blackhawks offense

My girlfriends ticked because I got a kaner during the game last night

by HAWKSDUDE81 March 05, 2017

Kaner

An Afrikaner (South African citizen who speaks Afrikaans), particularly a modern, city-dwelling Afrikaner.

Check those Kaners sitting over there with their Brandy & Coke.

by Gob Bluth, Illusionist April 20, 2009

kaner

1. repetitive, bland humor

2. being incestous for clout

3. intentional, over exaggerated clumsiness in order to get laughs

4. when laughing at someone and they think you are laughing with them but you are laughing at them

Example: that’s kaner level humor

Example: He’s going to post a kaner tiktok

Example: that person is trying a kaner

Example: we just kanered him

by *Big J* December 14, 2021

Baby Kaner

Nickname for the small infant on skates, Patrick Kane.

"Hey look, Baby Kaner had a sick snipe on the powerplay."

by Rec1818 May 28, 2009

kaner

bop of the seven seas

damn, he pulling a Kaner

by bljwjwwkw November 26, 2024

Dirty kaners

When you get your shity boxers and smear them on your brothers ass while watching Andrew Tate then get whiff of his dirty anus and say smelly smelly

I done a dirty kaners last night it awesome

by User6263628299373 July 08, 2022