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kanuckle shuffle

The implementation of the middle finger's knuckle administered freely preceeding the initial use of the index finger to any part of the member's genitalia.
I had an itch in my ass so i kanuckle shuffled that ho!
kanuckle shuffle by Dindi304 August 23, 2011
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5 Knuckle Shuffle 

to perform the act of masturbation ie a wank
after watching 'zoey 101', mike went into the bathroom for a quick 5 knuckle shuffle

white knuckle shuffle 

The act of running to the bathroom or wherever the tissues are with your pants around your ankles after masturbating.

Should have had the paper towels close by before you started, oh well.
Should have had the paper towels close by before I started, oh well I'll just have to do the white knuckle shuffle afterward.

five knuckle shuffle 

The act of male masturbation.
See also wank, spanking the monkey.
"Johnny's mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckle shuffle."
five knuckle shuffle by YOREMA July 11, 2003

Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle

"I'm so embarrassed, my mom caught me doin the five finger knuckle shuffle."

knuckle shuffle 

Johnny did a knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.
knuckle shuffle by ed jude February 15, 2005

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.
The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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