kanuckle shuffle

The implementation of the middle finger's knuckle administered freely preceeding the initial use of the index finger to any part of the member's genitalia.

I had an itch in my ass so i kanuckle shuffled that ho!

by Dindi304 August 23, 2011

5 Knuckle Shuffle

to perform the act of masturbation ie a wank

after watching 'zoey 101', mike went into the bathroom for a quick 5 knuckle shuffle

by big bobs basterd beans December 28, 2005

white knuckle shuffle

The act of running to the bathroom or wherever the tissues are with your pants around your ankles after masturbating.

Should have had the paper towels close by before you started, oh well.

Should have had the paper towels close by before I started, oh well I'll just have to do the white knuckle shuffle afterward.

by angry Dick April 15, 2011

five knuckle shuffle

The act of male masturbation.
See also wank, spanking the monkey.

"Johnny's mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckle shuffle."

by YOREMA July 11, 2003

Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle

Very funny term for masturbation.

"I'm so embarrassed, my mom caught me doin the five finger knuckle shuffle."

by PSYCHO DANE September 17, 2008

knuckle shuffle

To masturbate quickly.

Johnny did a knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.

by ed jude February 15, 2005

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004